“Putting Millen and Theismann in the same booth is like putting sugar and honey in your green tea. With no regard for a trembling and tormented nation still reeling from economic and electoral collapse, NFL Network has decided to stuff two stupefying and unrelenting voices into our living rooms every Thursday night … If you handed Theismann a celery stick, he would speak into it. Millen, meanwhile, long has been potent at a very simple TV device – if you say something authoritatively, it appears you are an authority.”