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Posted by vandydave on 11/18/2010 4:04:00 PM (view original):
Why smell good, you're already married
Maybe your landlord just shut your heat off, hoping that you'd sweat and smell less if you were bundling up for warmth
11/18/2010 4:08 PM
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It didn't work for robusk.
11/18/2010 4:09 PM
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Posted by vandydave on 11/18/2010 4:04:00 PM (view original):
Why smell good, you're already married
the wife makes me do it
11/18/2010 4:10 PM
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i saw on svu that marital rape is still a crime
11/18/2010 4:11 PM
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blackmail her until she allows you to have beer in the house
11/18/2010 4:11 PM
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beer has been allowed back in the house ever since I started going out without her and coming home all fucked up..... that was about 2 weeks after she put that ban on beer in the house.
11/18/2010 4:17 PM
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Posted by r0b0t on 11/18/2010 4:11:00 PM (view original):
i saw on svu that marital rape is still a crime
did they show how to get away with it?
11/18/2010 4:19 PM
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be white
11/18/2010 4:20 PM
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Posted by r0b0t on 11/18/2010 2:48:00 PM (view original):
Posted by robusk on 11/18/2010 2:41:00 PM (view original):
Both of mine were abused dogs that were rescued, but I got them young enough (both in the first year) that they made a pretty good recovery.   Both almost 7 years old now.
Abused as in they had to share a bed with VD?
snort......  good one b0t
11/18/2010 4:21 PM
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winepimp audibly does lines of cocaine
11/18/2010 4:22 PM
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sorry b0t...but i'm gonna use chavez like an $8 hooker till the trade goes thru
11/18/2010 4:24 PM
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Just don't injure him.
11/18/2010 4:30 PM
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Posted by winepimp on 11/18/2010 4:24:00 PM (view original):
sorry b0t...but i'm gonna use chavez like an $8 hooker till the trade goes thru
Sounds expensive
11/18/2010 4:39 PM
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WTF happened in the past 5 pages?
11/18/2010 4:40 PM
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Posted by vandydave on 11/18/2010 4:39:00 PM (view original):
Posted by winepimp on 11/18/2010 4:24:00 PM (view original):
sorry b0t...but i'm gonna use chavez like an $8 hooker till the trade goes thru
Sounds expensive
What do you get for $8?
11/18/2010 4:43 PM
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