Shtickless - Unless Being Dead Is A Shtick Topic

Posted by genghisxcon on 11/18/2010 4:43:00 PM (view original):
Posted by vandydave on 11/18/2010 4:39:00 PM (view original):
Posted by winepimp on 11/18/2010 4:24:00 PM (view original):
sorry b0t...but i'm gonna use chavez like an $8 hooker till the trade goes thru
Sounds expensive
What do you get for $8?
the titan discount
11/18/2010 4:46 PM
Posted by hugenuge42 on 11/18/2010 4:40:00 PM (view original):
WTF happened in the past 5 pages?
Actually one of the more entertaining shtickless days in a while.
11/18/2010 4:51 PM
Yeah, I got that...robusk has some issues.
11/18/2010 4:55 PM
Posted by dherz_263 on 11/18/2010 3:41:00 PM (view original):
Posted by tylermathias on 11/18/2010 3:37:00 PM (view original):
Posted by robusk on 11/18/2010 3:28:00 PM (view original):
Posted by tylermathias on 11/18/2010 3:25:00 PM (view original):
Posted by robusk on 11/18/2010 3:21:00 PM (view original):
You would think so, but after the first couple of weeks it isn't like that.

I am a heavy sweater and was really hesitant to try it.  I will give a quick wash to the money parts (pits, groin and feet) after a workout but don't worry about the other places.  I wear deodorant (aluminum free, no aluminum) and make sure I don't smell.  Once your body stops overproducing oils it makes worlds of difference.
Wait, I'm not sure I understand.  Does your deodorant have aluminum in it?
Weak.

I mean no antiperspirant/aluminum
I find that antiperspirants do not subdue my perspiration, but regular deodorant does.  Does that mean I have sweat gland cancer?

it probably means that you have the potential to be a regular guy/hipster/hippie/metrosexual hybrid too if you wanted

Heh
11/18/2010 5:19 PM
Posted by dherz_263 on 11/18/2010 3:56:00 PM (view original):
Posted by moy23 on 11/18/2010 3:51:00 PM (view original):
I just use cologne... no shower needed. Saves time and I smell great.
I can't remember the last time I used cologne
More girls dislike it than like it.
11/18/2010 5:21 PM
Posted by r0b0t on 11/18/2010 3:57:00 PM (view original):
Posted by dherz_263 on 11/18/2010 3:49:00 PM (view original):
Posted by r0b0t on 11/18/2010 3:46:00 PM (view original):
I try to sync my working out with my showers, so I don't usually have more than one a day. I will also sometimes do a workout/shower at night before going into work early. Then I can just do a quick whore's bath and leave for work to get their as early as possible.

Flex time is nice. I'm done exactly 8 1/2 hours from when I clock in, so expediting the morning routines means I get to go home earlier.
I go to the gym first thing in the morning, so I combine my morning and post workout shower.
I hate waking up early in the winter, though. So I'm trying to figure out how I'll adjust my schedule.
To add to the insanity, I only take cold showers.
11/18/2010 5:22 PM
Posted by vandydave on 11/18/2010 4:00:00 PM (view original):
I use raw aluminum for deodorant.

And showering is primarily a waking up mechanism, but since I wake up daily I shower daily as well
Hah
11/18/2010 5:22 PM
Posted by r0b0t on 11/18/2010 4:09:00 PM (view original):
It didn't work for robusk.
Maybe I should have started this earlier...
11/18/2010 5:23 PM
Posted by tylermathias on 11/18/2010 4:51:00 PM (view original):
Posted by hugenuge42 on 11/18/2010 4:40:00 PM (view original):
WTF happened in the past 5 pages?
Actually one of the more entertaining shtickless days in a while.
Someone always has to bring up something no one else agrees with to get a good day these days.

Or make fun of someone's HBD skills.
11/18/2010 5:24 PM
On a random note, I just got my haircut so, by process, got a wash.
11/18/2010 5:25 PM
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Posted by hugenuge42 on 11/18/2010 4:55:00 PM (view original):
Yeah, I got that...robusk has some issues.
i think its cause his dads movie went straight to dvd
11/18/2010 5:59 PM
Posted by r0b0t on 11/18/2010 4:30:00 PM (view original):
Just don't injure him.
i might pitch him one game
11/18/2010 6:00 PM
I should clarify, for the record, that I do shower every day.  I usually just wash ***/****/pits/feet and face.  I rinse myself off and rinse out the hair real well.  I didn't mean that I don't hop in the shower.
11/18/2010 6:20 PM
I bet robusk dislikes peanut butter. What an *******.
11/18/2010 6:23 PM
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