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Posted by robusk on 11/18/2010 6:20:00 PM (view original):
I should clarify, for the record, that I do shower every day.  I usually just wash ***/****/pits/feet and face.  I rinse myself off and rinse out the hair real well.  I didn't mean that I don't hop in the shower.
So that is a shower. You're a dirty liar, just not as dirty as originally thought.
11/18/2010 6:25 PM
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Posted by r0b0t on 11/18/2010 6:25:00 PM (view original):
Posted by robusk on 11/18/2010 6:20:00 PM (view original):
I should clarify, for the record, that I do shower every day.  I usually just wash ***/****/pits/feet and face.  I rinse myself off and rinse out the hair real well.  I didn't mean that I don't hop in the shower.
So that is a shower. You're a dirty liar, just not as dirty as originally thought.
Yep...  it is a cold shower (gives me a bit more energy while saving actual energy).

I just don't soap up the whole bod because there is no point in drying out my skin and forcing myself to create a bunch of extra oils when there isn't a bunch of filth on it.

I got to rinse out the hair and scalp to prevent dandruff.  Same point with the oils.
11/18/2010 7:00 PM
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Posted by r0b0t on 11/18/2010 6:23:00 PM (view original):
I bet robusk dislikes peanut butter. What an *******.
I love peanut butter.
11/18/2010 7:01 PM
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Posted by robusk on 11/18/2010 6:20:00 PM (view original):
I should clarify, for the record, that I do shower every day.  I usually just wash ***/****/pits/feet and face.  I rinse myself off and rinse out the hair real well.  I didn't mean that I don't hop in the shower.
too late, we dont believe your revisionist history.
11/18/2010 7:07 PM
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I guess I wasn't clear enough...  still led to a good day.
11/18/2010 7:08 PM
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What kind of bread do you like your peanut butter on?
11/18/2010 7:13 PM
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Coming up with unique and odd personal hygine habits and attributing them randomly to shofers sounds like something we would have had success with in 2006
11/18/2010 8:23 PM
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From the GD debacle that is going on:

Quote post by JConte on 11/18/2010 8:25:00 PM:
Posted by rdawg on 11/18/2010 8:17:00 PM (view original):
JConte, I have a question for you that is probably on the minds of many coaches: what was the rationale behind rolling out a completely NEW game logic with this update?

Please note that I am not criticizing the decision to utilize an updated game engine rather than untangle the complexity of updating the code of the old one--no issue with that.  

I'm referring to the strategic decision to essentially scrap the old game and make gameplay fundamentally different, with an entirely different set of relevant variables?  Beyond allusions to the changes being implemented to make the game"better," "enhanced," or "improved," since those are entirely subjective outcomes?

Given some of the comments above about losing membership / participants, I think this may have been a miscalculation.

Thanks in advance for your reponse.
The reasoning behind the changes are in the Critical News post (Update FAQ...last question I think).  We decided that the old engine (written in VB6) was past its prime and was becoming difficult to maintain and update.  We decided to rewrite the engine (in C#) and rather than simply copy the logic, we took the opportunity to analyze everything and make all necessary changes to make the final result as realistic as possible.  The items listed in the FAQ were some of the main focus items.  The engine is also now positioned to run both college and NFL games with an eye towards creating an NFL Dynasty game using the same engine.
11/18/2010 9:06 PM
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The Robusk shower method explained is actually similar to my shower method but I am sure I am in the shower more often. I am unsure whether my aluminum free deodorant has any aluminum in it. I have taken 12 showers since Sunday morning. Soaped my entire body thrice. Soaped the good parts alone in all of them. Can't have the fromunda stench. Shampooed in 6 or 7 of the showers.
11/18/2010 9:07 PM
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NFL dynasty would be sweet *** sweet.
11/18/2010 9:09 PM
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Posted by jwelsh1023 on 11/18/2010 9:07:00 PM (view original):
The Robusk shower method explained is actually similar to my shower method but I am sure I am in the shower more often. I am unsure whether my aluminum free deodorant has any aluminum in it. I have taken 12 showers since Sunday morning. Soaped my entire body thrice. Soaped the good parts alone in all of them. Can't have the fromunda stench. Shampooed in 6 or 7 of the showers.
Hmmm....  Since Sunday I have showered exactly 7 times, soaped my entire body twice.  Washed hair once (at stylist today).
11/18/2010 9:20 PM
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Posted by blackmink18 on 11/18/2010 9:06:00 PM (view original):
From the GD debacle that is going on:

Quote post by JConte on 11/18/2010 8:25:00 PM:
Posted by rdawg on 11/18/2010 8:17:00 PM (view original):
JConte, I have a question for you that is probably on the minds of many coaches: what was the rationale behind rolling out a completely NEW game logic with this update?

Please note that I am not criticizing the decision to utilize an updated game engine rather than untangle the complexity of updating the code of the old one--no issue with that.  

I'm referring to the strategic decision to essentially scrap the old game and make gameplay fundamentally different, with an entirely different set of relevant variables?  Beyond allusions to the changes being implemented to make the game"better," "enhanced," or "improved," since those are entirely subjective outcomes?

Given some of the comments above about losing membership / participants, I think this may have been a miscalculation.

Thanks in advance for your reponse.
The reasoning behind the changes are in the Critical News post (Update FAQ...last question I think).  We decided that the old engine (written in VB6) was past its prime and was becoming difficult to maintain and update.  We decided to rewrite the engine (in C#) and rather than simply copy the logic, we took the opportunity to analyze everything and make all necessary changes to make the final result as realistic as possible.  The items listed in the FAQ were some of the main focus items.  The engine is also now positioned to run both college and NFL games with an eye towards creating an NFL Dynasty game using the same engine.
I'd be excited about the new engine and the prospect of an NFL Dynasty if: A. The new game engine didn't suck massive donkey balls and/or B. JConte wasn't full of **** 99.9% of the time.

I forget sometimes that you guys are so old. I can shower every day using soap and shampoo and such without having to worry about dry skin or other negative effects - I just smell and look good all the time.
11/18/2010 9:30 PM
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Posted by dherz_263 on 11/18/2010 8:23:00 PM (view original):
Coming up with unique and odd personal hygine habits and attributing them randomly to shofers sounds like something we would have had success with in 2006
such as:

Babypop and I just **** in the shower to save time and paper.
tracyr justs washes in the toilet to save time.
dmurphy masturbates in the shower because...well, he just masturbates all the time.
vandydave spreads peanut butter on his nuts and has his dogs lick them clean.
r0b0t only showers outdoors while wearing a tight white t-shirt.
moy showers only when his wife lets him.
11/18/2010 10:33 PM
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