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rlahann
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Posted by tylermathias on 11/18/2010 3:25:00 PM (view original):
Posted by robusk on 11/18/2010 3:21:00 PM (view original):
You would think so, but after the first couple of weeks it isn't like that.

I am a heavy sweater and was really hesitant to try it.  I will give a quick wash to the money parts (pits, groin and feet) after a workout but don't worry about the other places.  I wear deodorant (aluminum free, no aluminum) and make sure I don't smell.  Once your body stops overproducing oils it makes worlds of difference.
Wait, I'm not sure I understand.  Does your deodorant have aluminum in it?
top-shelf funny.
11/18/2010 11:25 PM
jwelsh1023
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i miss lesliechow.
11/19/2010 12:35 AM
jwelsh1023
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hoosiers is on
11/19/2010 12:38 AM
vandydave
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won $6 at poker tonight. im rich.
11/19/2010 12:55 AM
cbriese
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Took a chance in the HR draft, with my first pick in the #30 slot. I had budgeted 15/2 for college/HS scouting, but had an 18 yr old showing with a 100 P1 and other decent numbers. He turned out OK:
 Hardball Dynasty – Fantasy Baseball Sim Games - Player Profile: John McGee
11/19/2010 7:25 AM
r0b0t
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Posted by jwelsh1023 on 11/18/2010 9:09:00 PM (view original):
NFL dynasty would be sweet *** sweet.
Seriously.
11/19/2010 8:27 AM
r0b0t
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Posted by cbriese on 11/19/2010 7:25:00 AM (view original):
Took a chance in the HR draft, with my first pick in the #30 slot. I had budgeted 15/2 for college/HS scouting, but had an 18 yr old showing with a 100 P1 and other decent numbers. He turned out OK:
 Hardball Dynasty – Fantasy Baseball Sim Games - Player Profile: John McGee
Event Season CN PW LH RH BE BR BU PP ST CT LH RH VE GB P1 P2 P3 P4 P5
Current - 14 6 20 8 11 11 46 74 44 64 51 52 69 35 72 51 41 29 0
Projected - 22 6 37 15 15 19 73 79 61 90 71 73 85 45 91 65 57 40 0
11/19/2010 8:30 AM
vandydave
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yeah, with my pick at 33rd i had a guy i ranked 4th overall, not sure how good the projections are, but as long as the control doesnt drop at all i'll be satisfied
11/19/2010 8:53 AM
r0b0t
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I'm disappointed with who I got. A back-end starter, a pretty good set-up or RH  specialist, and an elite defensive SS.
11/19/2010 8:54 AM
vandydave
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every one of my top draft picks has at least one potential deficiency if projections change/don't hit
11/19/2010 8:59 AM
robusk
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I am exstatic with my draft.  I put less effort into it than I have in any draft previously (ranked 14) because I didn't have a true first rounder.  I ended up with two big leaguers I can use, both in the lot that I ranked.
General & Fielding Ratings
Event Season Height Weight OV RA GL AS AA PC DU HE SP PA TP MK
Current - 5-8 165 57 73 57 50 44 0 64 82 88 49 43 51
Projected - 5-9 183 72 85 83 57 64 1 69 87 88 62 43 56
Batting & Pitching Ratings
Event Season CN PW LH RH BE BR BU PP ST CT LH RH VE GB P1 P2 P3 P4 P5
Current - 49 38 44 50 68 44 50 39 34 12 3 4 0 32 32 0 0 0 0
Projected - 70 44 61 70 78 59 69 47 34 16 5 7 0 37 37 0 0 0 0
 

General & Fielding Ratings
Event Season Height Weight OV RA GL AS AA PC DU HE SP PA TP MK
Current - 6-2 193 51 10 31 67 54 67 66 58 42 64 0 65
Projected - 6-2 209 63 13 43 80 75 95 68 60 43 79 0 75
Batting & Pitching Ratings
Event Season CN PW LH RH BE BR BU PP ST CT LH RH VE GB P1 P2 P3 P4 P5
Current - 61 45 45 49 41 26 58 46 21 4 1 1 14 33 48 0 0 0 0
Projected - 74 49 53 63 48 33 76 51 21 5 1 3 17 38 55 0 0 0 0
 

11/19/2010 9:01 AM
dherz_263
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Stupid Max Cedeno getting a bulging disk.  Oh well, he's young enough to have it not really affect his development
11/19/2010 9:04 AM
antonsirius
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So is robusk now the official Shtickless Unclean Tradesman?
11/19/2010 9:09 AM
dherz_263
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Posted by antonsirius on 11/19/2010 9:09:00 AM (view original):
So is robusk now the official Shtickless Unclean Tradesman?
More like the Aluminum free tradesman
11/19/2010 9:15 AM
dherz_263
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Posted by tisi29 on 11/18/2010 10:33:00 PM (view original):
Posted by dherz_263 on 11/18/2010 8:23:00 PM (view original):
Coming up with unique and odd personal hygine habits and attributing them randomly to shofers sounds like something we would have had success with in 2006
such as:

Babypop and I just **** in the shower to save time and paper.
tracyr justs washes in the toilet to save time.
dmurphy masturbates in the shower because...well, he just masturbates all the time.
vandydave spreads peanut butter on his nuts and has his dogs lick them clean.
r0b0t only showers outdoors while wearing a tight white t-shirt.
moy showers only when his wife lets him.
Dont forget
Bret not rinsing his mouth out after brushing his teeth
Fregoe saves all of his used dental floss to make christmas decorations
rlahann only has one pair of underpants, which he washes each morning
11/19/2010 9:19 AM
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