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congrats Moy
12/2/2010 12:18 AM
Posted by breum on 12/2/2010 12:18:00 AM (view original):
congrats Moy
Thanks man.... she's quite ****** I didn't get her a card. Those things are such a waste of money and even when I do get her a card I suck at filling it out.
12/2/2010 12:23 AM
They're two ******* dollars...it's impossible for them to be a waste of money.
12/2/2010 12:33 AM
Posted by rlahann on 12/2/2010 12:33:00 AM (view original):
They're two ******* dollars...it's impossible for them to be a waste of money.
If you want to send me $2 for a stupid ******* joke on a piece of paper then I'm game.... I've got enough stupid jokes to make me a wealthy man.

While I'm on the subject.... flowers are a waste of money too. $20 minimum to watch them wilt and die in a week. I ended up buying her a dvd she wanted and taking her out for fondue. the ******* card though.... that ******* $2 card burned me. <gasface>
12/2/2010 12:49 AM
Dude, you're historically ignorant.  If that $2 gives you even a marginally more tolerable home-life, I mean, doesn't it totally pay for itself ten times over? Do it right, and that's a $2 blow-job.  That's just good value.

Then there's that you might actually want to make your wife happy cause it's just a nice thing to do...
12/2/2010 1:57 AM
$2 could buy 15 minutes worth of chum for swamphawk

show that you care
12/2/2010 2:04 AM
I spend a decent amount on flowers every month.  As BLE says, the ROI is terrific, especially when you consider the cost of divorce.
12/2/2010 7:04 AM
And congrats, Bobby Lee. Though it's probably about time to get a job making real money.
12/2/2010 7:05 AM
Posted by rlahann on 12/1/2010 8:52:00 PM (view original):
BLEJR Part II, represent!
Congratulations. Don't drop it.
12/2/2010 7:28 AM
julian mcguire and trenidad brush gone. 2 first rounders.... but I got a Hootie/Leonard type 1B in HR now. Garcia should fit nicely in the line-up with Hartman and my catcher protecting him. Freed up some cash to sign Mesa in a LTC at 3B too.
12/2/2010 8:39 AM
Posted by moy23 on 12/2/2010 12:17:00 AM (view original):
The moys have officially been married 3 years as of today. I'm pretty sure the over wins on RTs over/under line
Poor girl
12/2/2010 8:53 AM
Posted by breum on 12/2/2010 12:18:00 AM (view original):
Posted by robusk on 12/1/2010 10:07:00 PM (view original):
Posted by bret2775 on 12/1/2010 9:38:00 PM (view original):
Posted by robusk on 12/1/2010 7:03:00 PM (view original):
Oh.  Too late.  Herb roasted chicken, Latkes with smoked salmon, applesauce, creme fraiche and caviar, challah bread and hamentaschen for dessert.
I know I've been absent of late, but I thought you were dating the VietCong chick???  Did I miss something?  Did she dump you after she found out you were still married?
Huh?  I have never dated an Asian.
I think he means the Thai hairdresser
Oh.  She was Viet...   but I never dated her.
12/2/2010 8:53 AM
Posted by rlahann on 12/2/2010 12:33:00 AM (view original):
They're two ******* dollars...it's impossible for them to be a waste of money.
Fact
12/2/2010 8:54 AM
Posted by moy23 on 12/2/2010 12:49:00 AM (view original):
Posted by rlahann on 12/2/2010 12:33:00 AM (view original):
They're two ******* dollars...it's impossible for them to be a waste of money.
If you want to send me $2 for a stupid ******* joke on a piece of paper then I'm game.... I've got enough stupid jokes to make me a wealthy man.

While I'm on the subject.... flowers are a waste of money too. $20 minimum to watch them wilt and die in a week. I ended up buying her a dvd she wanted and taking her out for fondue. the ******* card though.... that ******* $2 card burned me. <gasface>
Fondue?  Seriously?  This isn't 1978 bro.
12/2/2010 8:55 AM
Posted by rlahann on 12/2/2010 1:57:00 AM (view original):
Dude, you're historically ignorant.  If that $2 gives you even a marginally more tolerable home-life, I mean, doesn't it totally pay for itself ten times over? Do it right, and that's a $2 blow-job.  That's just good value.

Then there's that you might actually want to make your wife happy cause it's just a nice thing to do...
You are a sage.  Too bad I don't want to be married.
12/2/2010 8:55 AM
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