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Posted by robusk on 3/4/2011 10:36:00 AM (view original):
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It was one of those dope big lenses for an old school film camera.

I don't want two laptops really... but my work can be sort of anal about a lot of personal **** on your work laptop for security reasons...  don't really have a choice.
did they steal your camera too?
We had the camera on us, we just didn't take that lense because we weren't planning on doing any far away shots.

All told, they probably walked away with $7000 worth of ****, plus a year's worth of work in data and likely got like 800 bucks for it.  Pretty annoying.
they sold your work for $800....what, did you have trade secrets in there or something.  Holy ****, you're a spy aren't you.  I bet is was Prince's people!
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Posted by rlahann on 3/4/2011 10:40:00 AM (view original):
Posted by robusk on 3/4/2011 10:24:00 AM (view original):
Back from London.  Had a strong trip, did everything we wanted and painted the town red....  but we got robbed and between my girlfriend and I, they ended up with three laptops (I have a work and a personal), two Blackberries, two iPods, a camera lens and loads of other personal belongings.  Sort of put a damper on the trip.  FML.
DUDE.  Where?  That's brutal.
We were staying in a posh area of Chelsea.  Makes no sense.  I feel like it was an inside job honestly.  Third day there, we were out from 4 pm until about 4 am...  came back and all our **** was gone/tossed.  Really ******* blows.
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Posted by r0b0t on 3/4/2011 10:36:00 AM (view original):
You should have had me, jwelsh, and tylermathias solve that mystery. We were looking for a case. And seeing Fatlock in court with that stupid wig on would be great.
will you all be wearing poofy shirts too?
3/4/2011 10:42 AM
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Just realized that if your blackberries were stolen, you guys left the house without cellphones. That seems weird nowadays.
3/4/2011 10:43 AM
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Posted by r0b0t on 3/4/2011 10:40:00 AM (view original):
Posted by robusk on 3/4/2011 10:38:00 AM (view original):
Posted by r0b0t on 3/4/2011 10:35:00 AM (view original):
It's kind of funny because don't our iPods not format properly onto their iTunes? They'll be ******. Which to them means drunk, I think.
I had an absurd engraving on the back...  maybe it will help the police track it down.
1. Who engraves an iPod?
2. I feel as though what's absurd for you will be to Vandydave what an iPod itself is to some fly-faced African AIDSbaby.
It was a gift and they had it engraved for me...

It said:

Rob Haley
Church, Priest, Tabernacle

Which is Snoop Doggs message (just the second line clearly) when you get his voicemail.
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Posted by r0b0t on 3/4/2011 10:42:00 AM (view original):
Posted by bret2775 on 3/4/2011 10:41:00 AM (view original):
Posted by robusk on 3/4/2011 10:36:00 AM (view original):
Posted by r0b0t on 3/4/2011 10:34:00 AM (view original):
Posted by robusk on 3/4/2011 10:31:00 AM (view original):
It was one of those dope big lenses for an old school film camera.

I don't want two laptops really... but my work can be sort of anal about a lot of personal **** on your work laptop for security reasons...  don't really have a choice.
did they steal your camera too?
We had the camera on us, we just didn't take that lense because we weren't planning on doing any far away shots.

All told, they probably walked away with $7000 worth of ****, plus a year's worth of work in data and likely got like 800 bucks for it.  Pretty annoying.
they sold your work for $800....what, did you have trade secrets in there or something.  Holy ****, you're a spy aren't you.  I bet is was Prince's people!
Yeah, the redcoats really wanted to find out how Americans seat customers at Chili's.
my first job out of college was playing manager for Chili's restaurants, I could tell them how it's done.
3/4/2011 10:45 AM
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Posted by r0b0t on 3/4/2011 10:43:00 AM (view original):
Just realized that if your blackberries were stolen, you guys left the house without cellphones. That seems weird nowadays.
(here it comes) It was my work cellphone and my girlfriend's phone wasn't working overseas.  I still have my iPhone.

Although, now that I am getting an Droid X from work, I may can the iPhone.  I just get a little uncomfortable texting personal things over my work phone.
3/4/2011 10:45 AM
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Speaking of Woodie Jacobs, he is continuing to have a pretty nice season.
3/4/2011 10:47 AM
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Posted by r0b0t on 3/4/2011 10:41:00 AM (view original):
Posted by rlahann on 3/4/2011 10:40:00 AM (view original):
Posted by robusk on 3/4/2011 10:24:00 AM (view original):
Back from London.  Had a strong trip, did everything we wanted and painted the town red....  but we got robbed and between my girlfriend and I, they ended up with three laptops (I have a work and a personal), two Blackberries, two iPods, a camera lens and loads of other personal belongings.  Sort of put a damper on the trip.  FML.
DUDE.  Where?  That's brutal.
In London. It's literally the third word in that post.
Lol
3/4/2011 10:48 AM
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Posted by robusk on 3/4/2011 10:43:00 AM (view original):
Posted by r0b0t on 3/4/2011 10:40:00 AM (view original):
Posted by robusk on 3/4/2011 10:38:00 AM (view original):
Posted by r0b0t on 3/4/2011 10:35:00 AM (view original):
It's kind of funny because don't our iPods not format properly onto their iTunes? They'll be ******. Which to them means drunk, I think.
I had an absurd engraving on the back...  maybe it will help the police track it down.
1. Who engraves an iPod?
2. I feel as though what's absurd for you will be to Vandydave what an iPod itself is to some fly-faced African AIDSbaby.
It was a gift and they had it engraved for me...

It said:

Rob Haley
Church, Priest, Tabernacle

Which is Snoop Doggs message (just the second line clearly) when you get his voicemail.
I thought the people that love you must be retarded in order to love you, and this proves it.
3/4/2011 10:59 AM
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Posted by robusk on 3/4/2011 10:45:00 AM (view original):
Posted by r0b0t on 3/4/2011 10:43:00 AM (view original):
Just realized that if your blackberries were stolen, you guys left the house without cellphones. That seems weird nowadays.
(here it comes) It was my work cellphone and my girlfriend's phone wasn't working overseas.  I still have my iPhone.

Although, now that I am getting an Droid X from work, I may can the iPhone.  I just get a little uncomfortable texting personal things over my work phone.
"rndl txt me anuthr pic of your dik yumyum"

The british thieves will think you're speaking cherokee
3/4/2011 11:01 AM
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Posted by robusk on 3/4/2011 10:36:00 AM (view original):
Posted by r0b0t on 3/4/2011 10:34:00 AM (view original):
Posted by robusk on 3/4/2011 10:31:00 AM (view original):
It was one of those dope big lenses for an old school film camera.

I don't want two laptops really... but my work can be sort of anal about a lot of personal **** on your work laptop for security reasons...  don't really have a choice.
did they steal your camera too?
We had the camera on us, we just didn't take that lense because we weren't planning on doing any far away shots.

All told, they probably walked away with $7000 worth of ****, plus a year's worth of work in data and likely got like 800 bucks for it.  Pretty annoying.
Does your dumbass really not back data up?  How is that possible?
3/4/2011 11:48 AM
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Posted by r0b0t on 3/4/2011 11:01:00 AM (view original):
Posted by robusk on 3/4/2011 10:45:00 AM (view original):
Posted by r0b0t on 3/4/2011 10:43:00 AM (view original):
Just realized that if your blackberries were stolen, you guys left the house without cellphones. That seems weird nowadays.
(here it comes) It was my work cellphone and my girlfriend's phone wasn't working overseas.  I still have my iPhone.

Although, now that I am getting an Droid X from work, I may can the iPhone.  I just get a little uncomfortable texting personal things over my work phone.
"rndl txt me anuthr pic of your dik yumyum"

The british thieves will think you're speaking cherokee
awesome.
3/4/2011 11:48 AM
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