morning gents- 
conrgats on the nuptials herz
i like rob's political rants
how many bam bams are there?
TM how's the zombie hooker treating you
welsh, hi.

bret - you gonna be here in august?

good morning. congrats dherz..

My kid has huge feet and a large *****. I need to consider going on Maury for paternity testing.

I have a job interview tomorrow.

Posted by dmurphy104 on 5/3/2011 9:35:00 AM (view original):
good morning. congrats dherz..

My kid has huge feet and a large *****. I need to consider going on Maury for paternity testing.

I have a job interview tomorrow.

congrats and good luck

thanks. I need to get out of this business. Im killing it and making great commissions right now with all the rain..but really dont like my compensation being  sp weather dependent. And we are always out of one product or another. Its a pain in the ***. This new opportunity sounds quite promising--I've worked with one of the owners in the past--and he recommended me to the VP.

Posted by jwelsh1023 on 5/3/2011 9:24:00 AM (view original):
Because Rob knows everything, we are fools to question his knowledge of the innerworkings of the last 5 Presidential Manueverings.

Oh yeah, my fault.

Posted by jwelsh1023 on 5/3/2011 9:25:00 AM (view original):
TM, did you get a job?  Why are you awake at 9:00 am?

Nope, still just doing the part time remnants of my old job, and looking for the next long term or medium term gig.  I make myself get up at a reasonable time during the weak because otherwise I'll get in the habit of sleeping from like 4-11 AM and will suffer greatly when I start working full time again.

Posted by bret2775 on 5/3/2011 9:32:00 AM (view original):
morning gents- 
conrgats on the nuptials herz
i like rob's political rants
how many bam bams are there?
TM how's the zombie hooker treating you
welsh, hi.

She ******* stood me up.

Posted by tylermathias on 5/3/2011 9:45:00 AM (view original):

Posted by jwelsh1023 on 5/3/2011 9:25:00 AM (view original):
TM, did you get a job?  Why are you awake at 9:00 am?

Nope, still just doing the part time remnants of my old job, and looking for the next long term or medium term gig.  I make myself get up at a reasonable time during the weak because otherwise I'll get in the habit of sleeping from like 4-11 AM and will suffer greatly when I start working full time again.

this is why you would be a great life coach.  Get a job at a college, they love people with JD's

I have an M.D. from Harvard, I am board certified in cardio-thoracic medicine and trauma surgery, I have been awarded citations from seven different medical boards in New England, and I am never, ever sick at sea. So I ask you; when someone goes into that chapel and they fall on their knees and they pray to God that their wife doesn't miscarry or that their daughter doesn't bleed to death or that their mother doesn't suffer acute neural trama from postoperative shock, who do you think they're praying to? Now, go ahead and read your Bible, Dennis, and you go to your church, and, with any luck, you might win the annual raffle, but if you're looking for God, he was in operating room number two on November 17, and he doesn't like to be second guessed. You ask me if I have a God complex. Let me tell you something: I am God.

The first thing they shoulda told you at your hooker classes is that you shouldn't ask the client so many ******* personal questions.

Posted by jwelsh1023 on 5/3/2011 11:05:00 AM (view original):
I have an M.D. from Harvard, I am board certified in cardio-thoracic medicine and trauma surgery, I have been awarded citations from seven different medical boards in New England, and I am never, ever sick at sea. So I ask you; when someone goes into that chapel and they fall on their knees and they pray to God that their wife doesn't miscarry or that their daughter doesn't bleed to death or that their mother doesn't suffer acute neural trama from postoperative shock, who do you think they're praying to? Now, go ahead and read your Bible, Dennis, and you go to your church, and, with any luck, you might win the annual raffle, but if you're looking for God, he was in operating room number two on November 17, and he doesn't like to be second guessed. You ask me if I have a God complex. Let me tell you something: I am God.

eh- I liked him as Jack Ryan better

He's a pretty badass salesman as well

What? You mean that Disneyland mookfest out there? Huh? Come on, you know what that is? Huh? That's a ******* violation is what that is. Something that used to be beautiful, used to have class, like a gorgeous high-priced hooker with an exclusive clientele. Then along comes that Steve Wynn ********** and knocks her up and puts her in a ******* family way. Now she's nothing but a cheap, fat whore hiding behind too much ******* make-up. I look at her and see all her ******* stretch marks, it makes me want to cry - because I remember the way she used to be.

Posted by jwelsh1023 on 5/3/2011 9:24:00 AM (view original):
Because Rob knows everything, we are fools to question his knowledge of the innerworkings of the last 5 Presidential Manueverings.

exactly