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Posted by tylermathias on 5/3/2011 9:09:00 AM (view original):
Posted by tracyr on 5/2/2011 10:29:00 PM (view original):

the dumbass in office before him knew where he was all along - it just didnt benefit him to whack OBL - he needed an enemy for the american retards

Why in the world wouldn't he have nailed him in early 2008 by that logic?  Or, if you really mean all along, why didn't he do it in 2004?
because George already had that election riggen
5/3/2011 12:41 PM
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i only have one question - as i don't give a **** about the how/why/where/when/what of the entire process or whether he was killed or not, people die every day, accidental, on purpose or naturally

why did they dump his body at sea? 

it seems like that move will only make the conspiracy theorists go batshit - and i didnt listen to the press conference, as i was too busy watching The Cool Ideas of Bickford Schmeckler to give a **** about watching it - so forgive me if Osama explained it 
5/3/2011 12:48 PM
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buried at sea because no country would have him. You dump it at sea there are no wackos that are going to go on a pilgrimage to the grave site. And its a muslim ritual to dispose of the body within 24 hours. Supposedly burial at sea is an islamic ritual--especially if the body would be at risk to be dug up and desecrated.
 
There are photos/videos of the whole process that havent been released yet and DNA evidence that its him.
5/3/2011 1:42 PM
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why would we (the USA) abide by a muslim law/ritual for someone who tried to do so much harm to us?

why not feed him to the pigs - film the whole thing etc?

you try to be politcally correct AFTER you assassinate someone?
5/3/2011 2:06 PM
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Posted by tracyr on 5/3/2011 2:06:00 PM (view original):
why would we (the USA) abide by a muslim law/ritual for someone who tried to do so much harm to us?

why not feed him to the pigs - film the whole thing etc?

you try to be politcally correct AFTER you assassinate someone?

They probably wanted to **** off as few extremists as possible.

5/3/2011 2:13 PM
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The only reason to bury a Muslim in the sea is if they die on a body of water.  So we only kind of upheld their tradition.  I'm glad he's gone and I'm going to buy a veteran a drink next time I'm at the bar.
5/3/2011 2:14 PM
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Osama Bin Laden (1957–2011)[13] One U.S. official stated that "finding a country willing to accept the remains of the world's most wanted terrorist would have been difficult."[14] It was also done to prevent his burial place from becoming a "terrorist shrine".[15] However, Islam burial practices indicate that burial take place on land "deep enough so that no beast will bother the deceased. Burial at sea is also permitted to prevent the body from being dug up and desecrated.
5/3/2011 2:16 PM
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so a shark or whatever can eat him in the ocean, but a pig on land cannot?

seems retarded
5/3/2011 2:18 PM
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theoretically a pig could eat him in the ocean, if the pig were equipped with the proper scuba equipment.
5/3/2011 2:28 PM
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Posted by tracyr on 5/3/2011 2:18:00 PM (view original):
so a shark or whatever can eat him in the ocean, but a pig on land cannot?

seems retarded
Why wouldn't it be retarded?

And in the current state of our country, why would it surprise you that their be some nod to political correctness post-assassination?

Finally, why in the world would they use something so absurd as a cover-up?

5/3/2011 2:43 PM
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Posted by tylermathias on 5/3/2011 9:45:00 AM (view original):
Posted by jwelsh1023 on 5/3/2011 9:25:00 AM (view original):
TM, did you get a job?  Why are you awake at 9:00 am?
Nope, still just doing the part time remnants of my old job, and looking for the next long term or medium term gig.  I make myself get up at a reasonable time during the weak because otherwise I'll get in the habit of sleeping from like 4-11 AM and will suffer greatly when I start working full time again.
I prefer doing that during the strong.
5/3/2011 2:47 PM
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Agreed, It is a total Fabrication and a Cover Up all wrapped in to one event.
5/3/2011 2:50 PM
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Posted by robusk on 5/3/2011 2:47:00 PM (view original):
Posted by tylermathias on 5/3/2011 9:45:00 AM (view original):
Posted by jwelsh1023 on 5/3/2011 9:25:00 AM (view original):
TM, did you get a job?  Why are you awake at 9:00 am?
Nope, still just doing the part time remnants of my old job, and looking for the next long term or medium term gig.  I make myself get up at a reasonable time during the weak because otherwise I'll get in the habit of sleeping from like 4-11 AM and will suffer greatly when I start working full time again.
I prefer doing that during the strong.
That's what I get for posting while skypeing with my absentee wife.
5/3/2011 3:03 PM
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Posted by jwelsh1023 on 5/3/2011 2:50:00 PM (view original):
Agreed, It is a total Fabrication and a Cover Up all wrapped in to one event.
But once you fabricate a cover up or vice-versa, everything's rigged legit.
5/3/2011 3:04 PM
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Where's Lawyark?
5/3/2011 4:34 PM
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