Here is a great example of why you are nuts.
This is cut and pasted from the link...
a traditional or legendary story, usually concerning some being or hero or event, with or without a determinable basis of fact or a natural explanation, especially one that is concerned with deities or demigods and explains some practice, rite, or phenomenon of nature
Read the parts in Red.
Or let me sum up. A legend can be based in some fact, and does not have to be about a demi-god.
So for those of you who have lost track of Anton's insanity I am right and he is wrong.