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There's only one slumpbuster.... fat chicks.  Since it's fake baseball, you only need to fake bang a fat chick.  I suggest masterbating to fat chick porn while pretending you are one of your players.  Just make sure to yell out your fake player's name at climax, or it will all be for nought.

2/14/2011 7:05 PM
Posted by jonas1102 on 2/14/2011 7:06:00 PM (view original):

There's only one slumpbuster.... fat chicks.  Since it's fake baseball, you only need to fake bang a fat chick.  I suggest masterbating to fat chick porn while pretending you are one of your players.  Just make sure to yell out your fake player's name at climax, or it will all be for nought.

You don't know DIAH that well.  What you just described is what he typically calls "Tuesday night".
2/14/2011 7:26 PM
2/14/2011 8:50 PM
I love "Click to Enlarge this photo"...no thank you, it's large enough.
2/14/2011 8:58 PM
death's a canuck.    Women come in three sizes up there.  Large, Extra Large and She's a Big 'un.
2/14/2011 9:01 PM
The best part is that she comes with the official MikeT23 . . .

2/14/2011 9:04 PM
So far, I'm not compelled to go beyond scouring the sidewalk for more pennies.
2/14/2011 10:29 PM
you need to complain about your team in the World Chat, noting that the losing is not your fault. That one is always good for a quick winning streak
2/15/2011 8:38 AM
Ok, will let you know how it goes.
2/15/2011 8:41 AM
I think you just need to accept that you suck at HBD.   1792-2096 (0.461)
2/15/2011 11:49 AM
Yes, but it's not my fault.
2/15/2011 11:57 AM
You mean it's the fault of the 2,096 owners who have beaten you?
2/15/2011 11:59 AM
Not my fault.

1-0 since the not my fault excuse given.
2/15/2011 12:07 PM
Also not your fault.
2/15/2011 12:11 PM
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