You gotta have a train wreck so I think Charlie Sheen is a gimme. A couple of pseudo-celebs who are clueless: Lohan and Paris Hilton. A couple of athletes who can't shut up: Ochocinco(for the sheer volume) and Warren Cromartie(for the sheer stupidity). Bonaduce seems to have a temper. That could be fun. Talk show hosts on opposite ends of the political spectrum: Olbermann and Limbaugh. Fill it out with vacuous swimsuit/supermodels for eyecandy.
Yeah, I'm afraid I would. I'm almost ashamed to admit that I've watched every year of Survivor. Even worse, I've probably only missed 2-3 episodes.