Minooka.  Appropriately colored, as it is the sphincter of the city.

Posted by volk on 4/5/2012 10:43:00 PM (view original):
That's about right. Only I'm more talented than Affleck.

Posted by MikeT23 on 4/6/2012 8:31:00 AM (view original):

Posted by volk on 4/5/2012 10:43:00 PM (view original):
That's about right. Only I'm more talented than Affleck.

Is it possible to not be?

Posted by volk on 4/6/2012 11:07:00 AM (view original):
And Providence is where the s--t comes from, before it runs downhill, hayna?

Posted by volk on 4/5/2012 9:50:00 PM (view original):
Minooka was once a city by itself. It had a mayor, a high school, and my paternal grandfather was the last police constable before it was absorbed into South Scranton. We're proud people whose ancestors earned their living in the coal mines. We're predominantly Irish and devoutly Roman Catholic, and its the only neighborhood in Northeast PA where the Notre Dame fans outnumber the Penn State fans (Knute Rockne > Jerry Sandusky).  We work hard, and when the day is done we like a fun time and some good drinks to unwind.

And if a few uppity snobs from Green Ridge think that deserves ridicule, then fire away.  Just make sure you don't spill any chardonnay on your smoking jacket, or scuff up that nice grand piano while you're chortling away there, tec.

Give my best to Babs and Muffy, and I hope you enjoy your next cotillion.

Posted by greeny9 on 4/5/2012 7:24:00 AM (view original):
So when u say minooka is like Canada to us I guess that to mean minooka is full of smart people that aren't afraid to leave their doors unlocked because in minooka there isnt roaming gangs raping and or robbing everybody they meet on the road? Lol I just jest... Apparently the people of minooka also somehow have their medical expenses paid for too?

Posted by MikeT23 on 4/6/2012 8:31:00 AM (view original):

Posted by volk on 4/5/2012 10:43:00 PM (view original):
That's about right. Only I'm more talented than Affleck.

Is it possible to not be?

Only if you're Mrs. Affleck