Trace Hauser has the kind of projections that always seem to disappoint in HBD. Nothing unusually good, but nothing particularly bad except perhaps for a bad split against LHPs. If he were a real life player I'd expect him to average 400-500 ABs a year and have at least one year where he was hot enough to sneak into the AS game before having a horrible second half.
But in HBD, I wouldn't be surprised to see him bounce around like a yo yo between AAA and the Show, waived when he ran out of options, and eventually released when he hits arbitration.
Now check out his Awards page from his 5 years in the minors: 5 AS games, 4 MVPs, 4 silver sluggers, 3 ROYs, and even a GG thrown in for good measure.
I know it won't translate. But I've got to give this kid a shot at sticking on the major leaguer roster this season.