Ask Swamphawk Anything! Topic

I will answer all questions dealing with life. love, politics, myself and whatever else...and if it is true I will actually say "I dont know"!

I also sometimes answer questions on Yahoo Answers and I get the best answer about 14% of the time!
12/2/2009 11:33 AM
Will you please go away?
12/2/2009 12:11 PM
even though that questions is often asked I feel it should be answered again.

No.

I represent something inportant on the boards. Someone who stands up loud and proud and says what he believes!

Everyone seems to be hedging, spinning, being morally relative and anything else that allows them to talk the big talk, but not follow up and stand tall.

I speak for the downtrodden, the average joe. I speak for those without a voice.

I am swamphawk!!
12/2/2009 12:15 PM
Why should I give a ****?
12/2/2009 12:22 PM
You should care because it is right. You should care because stepping up and saying "I believe that Swamphawk has a voice that needs to be heard" is upporting a higher cause.

In reality though you do not have to care. If you cannot find a reason in my words, I will remove the gun I have at your head that makes you both read and respond to my post.

And thank you for asking!
12/2/2009 12:34 PM
Better media creation: Black Friday or Cyber Monday?
12/2/2009 12:53 PM
Whose alias are you?
12/2/2009 1:03 PM
Why do you misspell so many words?
12/2/2009 1:04 PM
HE MUST BE ODG!!!!
12/2/2009 1:25 PM
Quote: Originally Posted By kermit on 12/02/2009Better media creation: Black Friday or Cyber Monday
Black Friday. People were told they had to shop the day after thanksgiving and they did.

Cyber monday is all fantasy. It isnt really the big sales day. That comes the last day before you cant ship on Christmas.
12/2/2009 1:31 PM
Quote: Originally Posted By strikeout26 on 12/02/2009Why do you misspell so many words
It is better to get the message out quick and hard and not sweat the details
12/2/2009 1:32 PM
Quote: Originally Posted By iain on 12/02/2009Whose alias are you?
I am not an Alias, nor do i have an Alias. I am me, and only me. I am the Alpha and the Omega.

I am Swamphawk!
12/2/2009 1:33 PM
Ok well there hasn't been any interesting threads in the forum for at least a week and quite possibly much longer, so I'm going to play along just out of boredom.

And since I'm a big fan of the game/book "Would you rather..." I have a few of my own creations for you.

Would you rather have a third arm OR a third eyeball on the back of your head?

Would you rather be young, good looking, and be able to pork any girl you want OR be young, incredibly ugly and deformed, but have a $20 million bank account?

Would you rather drink a shot glass full of blood from a woman's period OR a shot glass full of your own semen?
12/2/2009 1:50 PM
doesn't the ugly, deformed guy with a $20M bank account get to pork any girl he wants anyway?
12/2/2009 1:54 PM
Some chicks have standards. I think if it was $100 million he'd be golden. I mean we're talking REALLY ugly and deformed here.

12/2/2009 1:59 PM
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