Ok well there hasn't been any interesting threads in the forum for at least a week and quite possibly much longer, so I'm going to play along just out of boredom.
And since I'm a big fan of the game/book "Would you rather..." I have a few of my own creations for you.
Would you rather have a third arm OR a third eyeball on the back of your head?
Would you rather be young, good looking, and be able to pork any girl you want OR be young, incredibly ugly and deformed, but have a $20 million bank account?
Would you rather drink a shot glass full of blood from a woman's period OR a shot glass full of your own semen?