Will be running this in the general Discussion forum.

Will be like Top chef. I give you challenges and everyone presents their dish.

You dont need to list every ingreidient, and every thing you do. Just the main things and anything you think is important.

Example: Ground beef, minced onions, garlic, tomato paste. Mix and put in bowl and bake. Thicken liquid and add soy sauce and apply on top.

I will cut the list to top 2 and bottom 2. NYSE volume last # will tell me who is winner and who must "Pack their knives".

If I get a good group I will also do quikfires.

Please join me in this wild adventure. Thank you for your time!

No offense, but that sounds colossally retarded. Are people really this desperate for something to do?

Remember, I said no offense so nothing bad I say counts.

Quote: Originally posted by porkpower on 12/17/2009No offense, but that sounds colossally retarded. Are people really this desperate for something to do?

Remember, I said no offense so nothing bad I say counts.

With all due respect, your no offense logic is stupid.

Best line from this season's Top Chef: Padma (the extremely attractive, not too bright, Indian model/hostess), while eating something that another judge remarks "looks like bull's testicles", she admits, "you know, I've HAD bull's testicles before." With absolutely perfect timing and straight-man inflection, the one who actually speaks from Penn and Teller exclaims, "I'll BET."

Lol, that's pretty awesome. And yeah, Padma is stunning. Sadly, she keeps rejecting my home visits, as well as my promises of playing time. And phone calls, for that matter.

On a totally, completely unrelated note, any legal minds here that can explain the ins and outs of a restraining order?

"NYSE volume last # will tell me who is winner and ..."

not that it matters, but what does this mean?

Me likey Padma. However, she strikes me as likely a very unlovable person: mentally and very likely sexually. I can see her being very protective of her beauty. FYI, Ely K is my neighbor. He says that she drives Tom C crazy with her lack of wit/ability, but appreciates the publicity she generates from possible male viewers.

New York Stock Exchange is all I can derive, oldave. He lost me on that one, too.

She was actually married to Salman Rushdie, so there's gotta be something weird going on there.





Now, I'm the first to admit that I married up ... but, that has to be one of the great overachievements of our time. It makes Julie Roberts-Lyle Lovett look downright sane. Methinks someone has Daddy issues.

Chicks dig writers.

Well, I was a writer when I started dating my wife. But I'd just assumed that it was my boyish good looks and magnetic charm that ultimately won her over.

I don't like where this is going.

Quote: Originally posted by swamphawk22 on 12/17/2009Will be running this in the general Discussion forum. Will be like Top chef. I give you challenges and everyone presents their dish.You dont need to list every ingreidient, and every thing you do. Just the main things and anything you think is important. Example: Ground beef, minced onions, garlic, tomato paste. Mix and put in bowl and bake. Thicken liquid and add soy sauce and apply on top.

I will cut the list to top 2 and bottom 2. NYSE volume last # will tell me who is winner and who must "Pack their knives".

If I get a good group I will also do quikfires.

Please join me in this wild adventure. Thank you for your time!

I love the show, but I have to say that I agree with Porkpower.

Quote: Originally Posted By jskenner on 12/17/2009New York Stock Exchange is all I can derive, oldave. He lost me on that one, too

If you need a random number one way to do it is everyday the NYSE posts its volume, a very large number. The last number will be the one we will use, since we only need 2 it will be an even or odd.

This was used by numbers gamblers in NY and Detroit in the past, and maybe other cities. The last 4 numbers would be used. I believe that they use the lottery numbers now.

okay, sh, thats kinda what i figured... but what i still dont get is how this random pick is the "winner" or "loser"?

Quote: Originally posted by dalter on 12/17/2009She was actually married to Salman Rushdie, so there's gotta be something weird going on there. Now, I'm the first to admit that I married up ... but, that has to be one of the great overachievements of our time. It makes Julie Roberts-Lyle Lovett look downright sane. Methinks someone has Daddy issues.

Maybe he's hung like a mastodon?