The Pretzel League Season IV: A New Hope Topic

The Pretzel League

The Pretzel League is a "blind draft" league in which teams are built with owners submitting lists like the table-top party game "Scattergories."

In Round 1, all owners submit a list of 12 players.
  • Number your players from 12 to 1, with 12 being the player most desired.
  • If you make the highest “bid” on a player, he is yours. If two managers make an equal bid, the player is out for the current season and nobody gets him.
In Round 2, each owner submits a list of players equal in number to his remaining roster spots.
  • For example, if you submitted 4 unique player names and 8 duplicates in Round 1, you would make an 8-player list in Round 2.
  • If you have 9 players after Round 2, you would submit a list of 3 players in Round 3, etc.
This process repeats until all 12-man rosters are completed! (It normally takes 5-7 rounds)

Rules
  • Owners may submit their Round 1 ballots via sitemail to Midge as soon as they're ready.
  • I have my Round 1 ballot ready, and I will reply with my ballot to the first 3 submissions each round so you can verify that everything is on the "up and up." (I will also reply with my ballot to any owner who requests) Please title the subject of your sitemail "Round 1 Ballot, 1st Rd Ballot" or something similar.
  • Beginning Round 2, owners will have a maximum of 48 hours to submit their ballots. I will be strictly enforcing this rule. Holidays, weekends, etc. will not be excuses.
  • We will switch to a 24-hour time limit to submit ballots once we get to the 4th round depending on how the draft goes.
Please submit your lists in the following format: (Firstname Lastname)

Patrick Ewing
Dikembe Mutombo
Alonzo Mourning
Allen Iverson
Othella Harrington
Greg Monroe
DeJuan Summers
Hollis Thompson
Reggie Williams
David Wingate
... etc.

  • Make sure your spellings are correct.
  • Do not include the player's position or additional info.
  • Do not include commas or use bullet points
  • Do not use last name only or "last name first" format or use nicknames, etc.
  • You do not have to include the player's season. You decide which season to use when you build your team.
  • No salary cap, no clones.
The Pretzel League is basically Scattergories with an added layer to it. The idea was introduced by chewy3344, so it’s Scattergories with a chewy twist…..The Pretzel League.

The added twist is that in addition to submitting a list of 12 players, you also rank your players from 12 to 1.

Here’s an example:

Jeff Hornacek 12
Mike Newlin 11
Bob Lanier 10
Bob Gross 9
Bobby Dandridge 8
Robert Horry 7
Cuttino Mobley 6
Evan Mobley 5
John Havlicek 4
Kevin Porter 3
Kevin Johnson 2
Dean Meminger 1

If no one else has Hornacek as a 12, he is yours. If two or more people have him as a 12 nobody gets him and poor Jeff has to wait until next season to play. If 23 managers have Mike Newlin as a 10, but you have him as an 11 he is yours. The draft continues just like Scat until everyone has 12 players.

If you got four of your players in round one, in round two your list will be numbered from 8 to 1. If you only got two players, your list will be numbered from 10 to 1. This way, if you had a terrible first round, instead of being out of it, you have a chance to recover later in the draft.

If there are any questions please ask.
4/28/2026 12:53 AM
Submitted lists: 24

I still need: 0

DEADLINE: Wednesday 9PM
4/29/2026 1:40 PM (edited)
Submitted Lists: 24

Lists needed: 0

DEADLINE: Thursday at 10PM
5/1/2026 12:13 AM (edited)
As always, going through 288 names over a period of several days is just begging for mistakes by your friendly neighborhood commissioner. If you see a mistake let me know and I will fix it as soon as possible.
4/29/2026 1:57 PM
As a friendly reminder, if you still need five more players you will number your list from 5 to 1, not 1 to 5. If you need seven players it will be from 7 to 1. A proper list should look like:

Babe Ruth 5
Ted Williams 4
Rogers Hornsby 3
Jimmie Foxx 2
Reggie Hawthorne 1
4/29/2026 2:12 PM
A lot of guys had Anthony Davis on their list. I don’t know why he was left off the alpha list. Anthony Davis is NOT available.
4/29/2026 2:31 PM
Andrei Kirilenko has also already been taken but for some reason is not on the alpha list. My copier and paster must be on the fritz.
4/29/2026 3:24 PM
Maybe it’s just Midge that is on the fritz.
4/29/2026 3:25 PM
Shut up Midge, don’t admit anything!
4/29/2026 3:26 PM
Posted by Midge on 4/29/2026 3:26:00 PM (view original):
Shut up Midge, don’t admit anything!
LOL
4/29/2026 4:59 PM
Alpha List Round One
Alonzo Mourning
Amen Thompson
Andre Drummond
Andrei Kirilenko
Anfernee Hardaway
Anthony Davis
Anthony Edwards
Bam Adebayo
Bam Adebayo
Ben Simmons
ben simmons
Ben Wallace
Ben Wallace
Ben Wallace
bill Russell
Bill Walton
Bill Walton
Bill Walton
bob mcadoo
Bobby Jones
Bobby Portis
Brandon Clarke
Brandon Clarke
Brandon Clarke
Buck Williams
Charles Barkley
Charles Barkley
Charles Barkley
Charles Barkley
charles barkley
Charles Barkley
Charles Barkley
Chet Holmgren
Chris Andersen
Chris Boucher
Chris Boucher
Chris Boucher
Chris Boucher
Chris Boucher
Chris Boucher
Chris Paul
Chris Paul
Chris Paul
Chris Paul
Christian Wood
Christian Wood
Clint Capela
Clint Capela
clint capela
Clyde Drexler
Cooper Flagg
Damian Lillard
Damien Lillard
Daniel Gafford
Daniel Gafford
David Robinson
David Robinson
De'Andre Jordan
DeAndre Jordan
Deandre Jordan
Dennis Rodman
Dennis Rodman
Dennis Rodman
Dennis Rodman
Deron Williams
Derrick Favors
Derrick Favors
Derrick Favors
Derrick Favors
Derrick White
Derrick White
Dikembe Motombo
Dikembe Mutombo
Dikembe Mutombo
Domantas Sabonis
Donovan Clingan
Donovan Mitchell
Donovan Mitchell
Donovan Mitchell
donovan mitchell
Donyell Marshall
Donyell Marshall
Draymond Green
Dwayne Wade
Dwight Howard
Dwight Howard
dwight howard
Dwight Howard
Dwight Howard
Dwyane Wade
Dwyane Wade
Dwyane Wade
Dyson Daniels
Elton Brand
Eric Bledsoe
Evan Mobley
evan mobley
Evan Mobley
Gary Payton
Gerald Wallace
Gerald Wallace
Gerald Wallace
Giannis Antetokounmpo
Giannis Antetokounmpo
Giannis Antetokounmpo
Greg Oden
Hakeem Olajuwon
Hakeem Olajuwon
Hassan Whiteside
Hassan Whiteside
Hassan Whiteside
Hassan Whiteside
Isaiah Hartenstein
Ivaca Zubac
Ivica Zubac
Jakob Poeltl
Jakob Poeltl
Jalen Duren
Jalen Duren
Jalen Johnson
Jalen Williams
Jamal Murray
Jamal Murray
James Harden
James Harden
Jaren Jackson Jr
Jarrett Allen
Jason Kidd
jason Kidd
JaVale McGee
Javale Mcgee
Jerry Lucas
Jimmy Butler
Jimmy Butler
Jimmy Butler
Joel Embiid
John Collins
John Collins
John Collins
John Stockton
John Stockton
Jonas Valanciunas
Jonas Valanciunas
jonas valancuinis
Jonathan Isaac
Josh Giddey
Jrue Holiday
Jrue Holiday
Jrue Holiday
Kareem Abdul Jabbar
Kareem Abdul Jabbar
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
Karl Anthony Towns
Karl Anthony Towns
Karl Malone
Karl Malone
Karl Malone
Kawhi Leonard
Kawhi Leonard
Kawhi Leonard
Kawhi Leonard
Kel'el Ware
Kelel Ware
Kevin Durant
Kevin Durant
Kevin Durant
Kevin Garnett
Kevin Garnett
Kevin Garnett
Kevin Garnett
Kevin Love
Kevin Love
Kevin Love
Kevin McHale
Kevin McHale
KEvin McHale
Kevin McHale
Kyle Lowry
Kyle Lowry
Kyrie Irving
Kyrie Irving
Kyrie Irving
Kyrie Irving
Kyrie Irving
Larry Bird
Larry Bird
Larry Bird
larry bird
Larry Nance
Larry Nance Sr
Larry Nance Sr.
LeBron James
Lebron James
Luka Doncic
Luka Doncic
Magic Johnson
Magic Johnson
Magic Johnson
Manu Ginobili
Manu Ginobili
Marcus Camby
Marcus Camby
maurice cheeks
Michael Jordan
Michael Jordan
Michael Porter
Michael Porter
Mikal Bridges
Mitchell Robinson
Mitchell Robinson
Mitchell Robinson
Moses Malone
Moses Malone
Moses Malone
Moses Malone
Moses Malone
Moussa Diabaté
Neemias Queta
Nic Claxton
Nic Claxton
Nikola Jokic
Nikola Vucevic
Onyeka Okongwu
Oscar Robertson
Oscar Robertson
Oscar Robertson
Oscar Robertson
Oscar Robertson
Paul George
Paul George
Paul George
Paul Reed
Paul Reed
Paul Reed
Ray Allen
Richaun Holmes
Robert Williams
Robert Williams
Rudy Gobert
Rudy Gobert
Rudy Gobert
Rudy Gobert
Rudy Gobert
Rudy Gobert
Ryan Anderson
Scottie Barnes
Scottie Barnes
Scottie Barnes
Scottie Barnes
Scottie Pippen
Shai Gilgeous-Alexander
Shaq O'Neal
Shaq O'neal
Shaquille O'Neal
Shawn Kemp
Shawn Marion
Steph Curry
Stephen Curry
Stephen Curry
Stephen Curry
Steve Nash
Tim Duncan
Tim Duncan
Tim Duncan
Tom Boerwinkle
Trayce Jackson Davis
Trayce Jackson-Davis
Ty Jerome
Tyrese Haliburton
Tyrese Haliburton
Tyrese Haliburton
Tyrese Haliburton
Tyrese Haliburton
Tyrese Haliburton
Tyson Chandler
Tyson Chandler
Tyson Chandler
Tyson Chandler
Victor Wembanyama
Victor Wembanyama
Walker Kessler
Walt Bellamy
Wilt Chamberlain
Wilt Chamberlain
Wilt Chamberlin
Zion Williamson
Zion Williamson
Zion Williamson
Zion Williamson
Zion Williamson
4/29/2026 11:33 PM (edited)
Amen Thompson is not on the alpha list, but is on my team
4/29/2026 7:11 PM
Andrew Bynum listed on copernicus's team but not on alpha list
4/29/2026 9:55 PM
I feel.... ok?
4/30/2026 7:55 AM
My sincere apologies for messing up the alpha list. I don’t know how I did that.
4/30/2026 10:26 AM
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