Recruiting reminds me of my love life:
How many times have I heard....
1) I'm really too good for you but, if no one better comes along, I'll let you spend money on me
2) You're nice, but I have other options I want to pursue as well
3) After you called me 10 times, I finally decided to answer the phone
4) Yes, I know you're getting serious but I'm considering another man too. I'll probably string you both along until it's too late to find another woman
5) N0! I will NOT take off the red shirt on the first date!!!!
6) When you promised me minutes, I was expecting it to last longer than 45 seconds.
7) Apparently, we have very different meanings of 'drop down'.