The Mayans were right...the world is going to come to an end shortly...asteriods are plummeting towards planet earth as we breathe, ready to obliterate our seemingly tiny sphere.




The animal kingdom is all but doomed, but we humans have been divising a plan for years it turns out.  In a global, underground effort, 6 planets have been altered to support human life.  As the asteriods beckon closer, the human race will be ushered into gigantic rocket ships, called "BULANTZES", blasted into deep space and dropped off throughout the 6 planets.  In an effort to tide mass hysteria, much like in other times of crisis such as WWI, II and the Great Depression, the Global Governing Counsel has turned to baseball and erected baseball playing fields on these 6 planets to quell the fear. 


Bulantz spacecraft





What we are looking for here in this advertisement is 23 competant owners to manage teams amongst these 6 planets.  It has been discovered that these planets have varying degrees of gravitational pull.  The planet with the least amount of gravitational pull will have 4 teams needing to be managed in an enviroment such as Mile High Stadium.  The planet with the most gravitational pull to it will have 4 teams needing to be managed in an enviroment equivilent to Petco Park.  The 4 other planets have differing pull, just not as extreme.  However, I cannot tell you what planet you will end up on!!!


After the league fills and everyone drafts their team I will have admin randomly select your playing domain.  There will be 6 divison comprised of 4 teams apiece.  Every team in each division, planet, will play in the same park.  The champions from each planet will face off against each other in the playoffs with a wild card spot in each conference as well (standard 24 team WiS format):



Planet GUSV:::  Mile High Stadium 

Mile High Stadium GUSV, PL

Team Unknown  2012-????

G

333

366

423

400

370

14

14

18

+3

+1

+4

+2

+1

1.43

Planet YAZ:::  Baker Bowl

Baker Bowl YAZ, PL

Team Unknown  2012-????

G

342

359

408

300

280

12

35

60

0

+4

+1

+2

+1

1.14

Planet TORI::::   Nationals Park

Nationals Park TORI, PL

Team Unknown  2012-????

G

336

377

402

370

335

8

8

8

0

0

0

0

0

1.00

Planet TAINT:::   Olympic Stadium

Olympic Stadium TAINT, PL

Team Unknown  2012-????

T

325

375

404

375

325

12

12

12

-1

+2

0

-1

-2

1.00

Planet BILFERT:::   Busch Stadium

Busch Stadium (II) BILFERT, PL

Team Unknown  2012-????

G

336

385

400

385

335

9

9

9

-2

-1

-1

-3

-3

0.94

Planet SZCZUBELEK:::  Petco Park

Petco Park SZCZUBELEK, PL

Team Unknown  2012-????

G

334

367

396

387

322

4

7

12

-3

-3

+2

-3

-3

0.82

Rules

*$75 mil cap
*No AAA.
*Trade Yes.
*Waiver wire Yes.
*Transaction dealine No.
*50 game live minimum.

If you want to throw together a line-up with 1920 Babe Ruth, 2000 Pedro Martinez and 1995 Greg Maddux be prepared to have plenty of Mario Mendoza types on your roster!  This league requires skill gentlemen.  You wanna save a few bucks and draft a low amount of IP?  HOPE YOU DON'T LAND ON PLANET GUSV!!!  If you do, good luck with that.  It's the same game guys, just now you have to prorate your sense of what works a little lower to find your Ruths, Pedros and Madduxs.  This is basically the same reason why there is no AAA.  Draft a balanced all-around team because you don't know WHAT planet you'll end up on and what park you'll have to play in!!!!

Planet GUSV::: Mile High Stadium 

Mile High Stadium GUSV, PL

Team Unknown 2012-????

G

333

366

423

400

370

14

14

18

+3

+1

+4

+2

+1

1.43

Owners:

 Planet YAZ::: Baker Bowl

Baker Bowl YAZ, PL

Team Unknown 2012-????

G

342

359

408

300

280

12

35

60

0

+4

+1

+2

+1

1.14

Owners:

 Planet TORI::: Nationals Park

Nationals Park TORI, PL

Team Unknown 2012-????

G

336

377

402

370

335

8

8

8

0

0

0

0

0

1.00

Owners:

 Planet TAINT::: Olympic Stadium

Olympic Stadium TAINT, PL

Team Unknown 2012-????

T

325

375

404

375

325

12

12

12

-1

+2

0

-1

-2

1.00

Owners:

 Planet BILFERT::: Busch Stadium

Busch Stadium (II) BILFERT, PL

Team Unknown 2012-????

G

336

385

400

385

335

9

9

9

-2

-1

-1

-3

-3

0.94

Owners:

 Planet SZCZUBELEK::: Petco Park
 

Petco Park SZCZUBELEK, PL

Team Unknown 2012-????

G

334

367

396

387

322

4

7

12

-3

-3

+2

-3

-3

0.82

Owners:

LOL
How can mere humans resist?
Sign me up, as they say in da Baker Bowl, if you can't stand the heat...

What The F*** man. I'll check back later

No mxw6 or veynice planet? ... Sounds like an interesting Open League concept where you don't know what Field you will play on .... You say the Mayans said the World is gonna end in 2012? .... Naaaaa! Some holy Maya man told me that Jesus was gonna return as a cigar puffing anti-Castro ... (-; ... In my case, I normally don't play under $100M, so I would like to suggest you raise the cap to $110M if that's OK with others.

The end approaches if your league is ready to go before October 1st I'm in otherwise there won't be enough time before the end comes 12/21/12.  All for raising salary to 100 Million should be able to save some of the best players.

I say sign me up.... 

I'll play but like the cap as is. Easy to fill a 120 mil roster-not so to fill a lower cap roster

So basicailly this is a open style 75 million dollar League right?