https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBwS66EBUcY?

Where have all the good men gone

and where the HD gods?

Where’s the streetwise ettaexpress to fight the rising odds?

Isn’t there a Scarlet Knight to scream at multiple teams?

Late at nite I smoke and I burn

and I dream of Taiwanese...

I need a hero!

I’m holding out for a hero ‘til the 2 am cycle

He’s gotta be strong, and he’s gotta play D

and he’s gotta have all 99s!

I need a hero!

I’m holding out for a hero like colonels when he thinks he’s right

Or bistiza when he first joined and was, rather uptight :)

Somewhere after midnight,

in my wildest fantasy

as the mighty CUSA crumbles

the ghost of girt reaches out to me

It’s gonna take a cbg to get me any rings!

I need a hero!

I’m holding hope that no one poaches my guys!

I’m not really sure, but I think oldresorter

sold his soul to rule us all and he’s close to the ultimate ring!

I need a hero!

I’m loaded with cash, an A+ at that

and I’ll take whomever I like!

Up where the options and the joneseys win on

Out wherever the **** coachward may be...

I could swear there is someone, somewhere

watching me...

Through the MUSDUC and the Gangbang and Snowball

(those aren’t as gay as they seem!)

I can feel their advice like a hammer in my skull!

I need a hero, one who isn’t a debbie-downer like ab.

He’s gotta be sure and it’s gotta be soon

Cause the0nly wants all the rings!

I need a hero, but too many of those have gone out the door.

Most just fade away, so I forget who they are

‘til I see an old thread, and there’s a real pang of regret for their loss....

but I hate to see you leave, even if I used to block you

whatever for. Nacho and stine, alblack too. Tianyi gone and lostmyth2.

I need a hero! Come on seble, I’m counting on you.

I promise I won’t start talking **** and calling you names

until at least day 2...
7/12/2016 8:06 AM (edited)
holy ****....even Goethe would be jealous of that.

so, let me get this straight...there is only one ring to rule them all...and it's owned by oldresorter? Seems about right.
1/28/2016 5:19 AM
had to make it bigger coz my old man eyes couldn't read it. ty nacho 
1/28/2016 5:21 AM
I keep trying to sing it to the Tina Turner song, it doesn't work, I refuse to look up Bonnie Tyler
1/28/2016 6:35 AM
Posted by Trentonjoe on 1/28/2016 6:35:00 AM (view original):
I keep trying to sing it to the Tina Turner song, it doesn't work, I refuse to look up Bonnie Tyler
fresh off the Footloose soundtrack!
1/28/2016 8:44 AM
1. I didn't know Bonnie Tyler had a "greatest hits" album, probably sold as well as the Waitress's one.....2.  I am currently playing this for one of my 7th grade classes, they are surprisingly not that excited, kids
1/28/2016 9:10 AM
Posted by scaturo on 1/28/2016 9:10:00 AM (view original):
1. I didn't know Bonnie Tyler had a "greatest hits" album, probably sold as well as the Waitress's one.....2.  I am currently playing this for one of my 7th grade classes, they are surprisingly not that excited, kids
#2 just sent my brain into joke overload mode...too many trying to get out at the same time, so none of them get out at all.
1/28/2016 10:18 AM
Ok, WOW.

I absolutely *love* creating and listening to (or reading) song parodies, especially when they are well written and focused on one topic in a way that makes sense with the actual song.

That was awesome, and what takes it over the top was the fact that I got name dropped in that one. You've made my day, daj501.

1/28/2016 10:58 AM
THIS has to be worth some credits... just go to stinenavy's post and put "see:  I need a hero"
1/28/2016 11:17 AM
LMAO. Love it
1/28/2016 11:54 AM
Oh my god...this is epic!!
1/28/2016 12:35 PM
Excellent work!
1/28/2016 1:53 PM
I just listened to this again and it reminds me of about 10 -12 years ago in a spinning class when one of the instructors would always use this song for sprints. It worked well for that purpose - and for this parody.
1/28/2016 3:20 PM
Posted by scaturo on 1/28/2016 9:10:00 AM (view original):
1. I didn't know Bonnie Tyler had a "greatest hits" album, probably sold as well as the Waitress's one.....2.  I am currently playing this for one of my 7th grade classes, they are surprisingly not that excited, kids
btw, since your "namedrop" was not explicit, you are the "Scarlet Knight" in question...
1/28/2016 4:03 PM
This needs to be bumped.
7/11/2016 5:08 PM
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