So with my UCLA team we have started signings in recruiting and I was given the rather unusual opportunity to recruit two guys from South Korea, Young Wang and Long Wang. Unfortunately I was unable to bring a Young Wang to UCLA, but I was lucky enough to bring in a Long Wang. I would post a picture of this Long Wang here but you've all seen the player profiles and you know that once you've seen one Long Wang you've pretty much seen them all. Oh what the heck, here he is: https://www.whatifsports.com/hd/RecruitProfile/Ratings.aspx?rid=4877044 The best part about this Long Wang is that he's really a player. I'm just so happy I now have a Long Wang, at least for the next couple of months before he goes EE. I'm a little disappointed I couldn't have a Young Wang too, but at my age I guess I'll just have to be happy with my Long Wang. The best part is that I told my wife, who I don't talk to much about this game, about this player I was recruiting (I didn't use his name) but I told her he was possibly the best player I've ever seen in my 10 plus years on the game. So now she's been asking if I got him etc. So tonight I can tell my wife I have a Long Wang, and maybe if I can get her interested in the game she can even play a little with my Long Wang occasionally and watching him grow. Because with 4 green attributes I would imagine, for her, watching my Long Wang grow and really be ready to handle his responsibilities would be one of the best parts of the game for her.

In all seriousness, here's what he has for growth: Green rebounding, low post, perimeter and ball handling (I know there's a joke there I just can't find it) a blue in speed and black in shot blocking, defense, stamina and free throw shooting. I have him topping out somewhere in the ball park of a 1050 overall with 90+ in ath, speed, rebounding, defense, perimeter, ball handling, and passing and a green low post that could add 1 more 90+ (it would be at least a 73). I know he'll leave early and I won't see his max, but in 10+ years I never remember a player of this caliber on this site. Anybody remember having one with better potential, even if they didn't reach it?

But can he dribble?

Yep, that's the problem with your Long Wang. How do you handle him to keep him from prematurely discharging?
Do you play with your Willie this season to keep your Wang from peaking too soon?

I am gonna be honest with you, there is no such thing as to many Long Wang jokes.

According to my notes on Garvey, he still had 52 points of growth left, not including WE.....that would have put him at a 1071 overall.

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At what length can a Wang be considered Long?

Asking for a friend

I mean both guys would help any situation but at that this point in my life, I think I would prefer a Young Wang to a Long Wang,. Pretty sure my wife would be happy if I had either....

pretty sure i still hear ethnic name jokes (maybe places instead of people but still?) from real comedians and late night hosts... no? plus, you know, every other poster in this thread is probably over 9 as well.

Just wow.

Some people get butthurt over everything nowadays. So sad you must be.

PC commies ruin everything.

This period of time has resulted in only lawyers, comedians, and 9 year olds appreciating and celebrating freedom of speech and expression.

Posted by Trentonjoe on 12/20/2019 11:45:00 AM (view original):
I am gonna be honest with you, there is no such thing as to many Long Wang jokes.

That's what SHE said.

Everybody hurts, sometiiiiiiiiime.