Posted by yanks250125 on 5/8/2012 6:30:00 PM (view original):
just got back from a recent visit to central Indiana, home to the tigers of DePauw University. the coach apk4senate has complained to the NCAA that he has been left off of alblack's dynasty chart. looks like alblack will be suspended and fined
Yes, DePauw should be at #43.
I'm appealing the fine and suspension. I'm 100% innocent and would never willingly do anything to mar the integrity of the game I love. I'm willing to submit to a doping test but must advise you that, if the results show a banned substance,
1) I'm using a mustache-growing cream;
2) I had an unborn twin that died in my mother's womb;
3) I had sex with my wife four times last night. It was her birthday; she deserved a treat.
5/9/2012 6:24 AM (edited)