He won't do as well as you'd think. As you can see, this guy was similar(at his peak) and failed to OPS .700 on his career. He had a much better VL, similar VR and no eye. Your guy might be .700-.725. As a SS, he has value but I doubt you'll get what you'd expect in trade. He's got warts so you get something with warts in return.
First, stop eating fast food. Second, suck it up, drop a F-bomb and remove the lid to get the delicious, sugary drink into your belly.