ASK THE MIKET23 THREAD, PT. 6 Topic

Will the Donald build a wall to keep the polar vortex out and make Canada pay for it?
12/15/2016 10:57 AM
He'll claim he will then say "Well, maybe a fence is just fine in some spots."
12/15/2016 11:10 AM
Who replaces Zsa Zsa in the oft-used phrase "Zsa Zsa outlives another one"?
12/19/2016 11:41 AM
Bob Newhart?
12/19/2016 11:56 AM
The two that popped in my head were Dick Van **** and Betty White.

Also a good choice.
12/19/2016 12:20 PM
Kirk Douglas?
12/19/2016 12:31 PM
Lot of old people, I guess.
12/19/2016 12:36 PM
What Christmas song(s) can you not stand to hear one more time?
12/20/2016 11:26 AM
Grandma got run over by a reindeer tops the list. But the list is extensive.
12/20/2016 11:41 AM
I thought you were the guy who doesn't believe in lists?
12/20/2016 12:21 PM
I make an exception for Christmas songs I cannot stand to hear one more time. And, after further thought, it wasn't that extensive. George Michael's Christmas song(not cuz he's gay but cuz it's annoying) and Feliz Navidad(not cuz it's Mexican-y but cuz it's annoying). Some I'm not a RACIST!!! HOMOPHOBE!!!! Just for the record.
12/20/2016 1:08 PM
Would you like to build a wall to keep Mexican-y Christmas songs out of the country?
12/20/2016 1:53 PM
Only if they'll pay for it. Please add Springsteen grunting "Santa Clause is coming to town" to the list.
12/20/2016 2:35 PM
What do you think about these presumed high draft picks skipping their bowl games?
12/20/2016 5:28 PM
I don't like it but I get it. Jalen Smith lost an estimated 30m when he got hurt last bowl game. However, if I'm senior RG and this is my last game ever, I'm not very happy with Fournette or McCaffrey. I might give LF a little leeway, he's been hurt all year, but I'm thinking "I've been busting my *** season, laid up on the trainer's table Sunday and Monday so I can get back out there and block for you again next Saturday and, in my final game ever, you're gonna sit it out." So the next step is your team is out of the playoff hunt with back to back crushing defeats in week 8 and 9. So sit out the rest of the season to prepare for the draft. Then maybe just skip your entire JR year to prepare for the draft. Might be time for the NFL to adopt a NBA-type rule. 20 y/o and you can go. Buh-bye.
12/20/2016 5:36 PM
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