Posted by robusk on 11/9/2010 4:30:00 PM (view original):

Posted by tylermathias on 11/9/2010 4:22:00 PM (view original):

Posted by r0b0t on 11/9/2010 4:18:00 PM (view original):
 i don't blame your knees. if someone tries hauling a few tons of cinderblocks with their truck, they can't ***** about the shocks.

Heh, yeah I can't argue with that.  Although I'm barely an eighth of a ton, you exaggeratin' such and such.

Besides, **** you skinny *******, let's get crackin' on the feats of strength, Festivus-style.

Do you actually lift or do you just equate size with strength?

Posted by larry_jew on 11/9/2010 4:40:00 PM (view original):

Posted by r0b0t on 11/9/2010 4:34:00 PM (view original):
Fat people naturally strong. But not as strong as retarded people.

My wife used to work with a bunch of retards and said that some 13 year old forehead pinned her down once and it was with a lot more force than I bring when we do rapeplay.

Posted by r0b0t on 11/9/2010 4:43:00 PM (view original):

Posted by larry_jew on 11/9/2010 4:40:00 PM (view original):

Posted by r0b0t on 11/9/2010 4:34:00 PM (view original):
Fat people naturally strong. But not as strong as retarded people.

My wife used to work with a bunch of retards and said that some 13 year old forehead pinned her down once and it was with a lot more force than I bring when we do rapeplay.

major lulz

I've seen a retarded kid pop a volleyball in gym class.

Posted by r0b0t on 11/9/2010 4:42:00 PM (view original):

Posted by robusk on 11/9/2010 4:30:00 PM (view original):

Posted by tylermathias on 11/9/2010 4:22:00 PM (view original):

Posted by r0b0t on 11/9/2010 4:18:00 PM (view original):
 i don't blame your knees. if someone tries hauling a few tons of cinderblocks with their truck, they can't ***** about the shocks.

Heh, yeah I can't argue with that.  Although I'm barely an eighth of a ton, you exaggeratin' such and such.

Besides, **** you skinny *******, let's get crackin' on the feats of strength, Festivus-style.

Do you actually lift or do you just equate size with strength?

you never heard the leg story?

Posted by vandydave on 11/9/2010 4:52:00 PM (view original):
i thought everyone was trying too hard to make their name sound like an illness.

VD

Posted by tylermathias on 11/9/2010 4:35:00 PM (view original):
"Flying through the town or park, feeling the wind, seeing whatever"

Yeah, sounds awesome.  You should be writing Schwynn ads.

Posted by r0b0t on 11/9/2010 4:36:00 PM (view original):
I'll be honest, I assume every adult on a bike has a DUI or is ******* poor as ****. robusk actually proves my hypothesis.

Posted by tylermathias on 11/9/2010 4:40:00 PM (view original):

Posted by robusk on 11/9/2010 4:30:00 PM (view original):

Posted by tylermathias on 11/9/2010 4:22:00 PM (view original):

Posted by r0b0t on 11/9/2010 4:18:00 PM (view original):
 i don't blame your knees. if someone tries hauling a few tons of cinderblocks with their truck, they can't ***** about the shocks.

Heh, yeah I can't argue with that.  Although I'm barely an eighth of a ton, you exaggeratin' such and such.

Besides, **** you skinny *******, let's get crackin' on the feats of strength, Festivus-style.

Do you actually lift or do you just equate size with strength?

Neither, actually.

Lifted a lot in the past, but not really anymore.  Well, I guess I do still lift, but not in any comprehensive way you would endorse.  Pushups and isometric type stuff regularly.  Off and on I'll still do impromptu curls and stuff like that.

Anyway, I was really just setting up the Festivus reference.  Although I imagine I would at least make the semifinals if we set up Shtickless Over the Top.