I mean, I just had said that I was divorced...
We have been separated (and divorced in every way but legally) for like 2.5 years...
She is all "you should have told me from the beginning" but I fail to believe that telling someone you are still "married" at the beginning of a relationship is a good idea.
I mean, ****, it is just because we were dragging our *** on dealing with that paperwork and paying stupid filing fees and such.