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Came clean to the girlfriend last night that I never technically got divorced (in the legal sense).  I definitely did not go over well.
11/12/2010 9:45 AM
I gave b0t a thumb and it moved him to V.  Interesting.  I thought we were unable to do that.
11/12/2010 9:46 AM
Interesting that it is my second forum rating in as many days when I have given far less of a **** about forum ratings than anyone else thus far.
11/12/2010 9:47 AM
yes... and dicks sucked
11/12/2010 9:47 AM
Posted by robusk on 11/12/2010 9:22:00 AM (view original):
Posted by vandydave on 11/11/2010 8:55:00 PM (view original):
wow, i already have 13 blown saves in HR
Is that true?
some guy trade chatted me that trying to offer me a reliever, im sure i must have had games with multiple BS
11/12/2010 9:47 AM
Interestingly, if I based it one ratings alone, I would say you needed another starter more than you needed bullpen help.
11/12/2010 9:48 AM
Well, actually, I guess it wasn't that interesting.
11/12/2010 9:49 AM
Posted by robusk on 11/12/2010 9:29:00 AM (view original):
Posted by moy23 on 11/12/2010 9:25:00 AM (view original):
Posted by robusk on 11/12/2010 9:22:00 AM (view original):
Posted by vandydave on 11/11/2010 8:55:00 PM (view original):
wow, i already have 13 blown saves in HR
Is that true?
My closer in HR started out with 12 straight saves.... that seems like a long long time ago.  Now he's 1-4 with a 6 ERA and 5 blown saves.  I think he misses his buddies Orber and Fred
Settle down...  Someone like you who doesn't understand anything numbers related should never cite numbers when he speaks.
I forget... were Orber and Fred part of Don's FBI crew, or did they work with Charlie and Larry at the university?
11/12/2010 9:51 AM
Posted by rlahann on 11/11/2010 11:10:00 PM (view original):
Posted by tylermathias on 11/11/2010 10:54:00 PM (view original):
I would give it another try when you get a chance.  I definitely have liked the last few I've seen better than the first few.
I might do that...got a nice little post-Lost/24 set of shows going with Terriers, Justified, Walking Dead, Breaking Bad, and Sherlock.  Three procedurals...never thought I'd watch any of those again, let alone have them make up most of my tv time.
You could definitely argue that Terriers and to some extent Justified aren't really procedurals...certainly not in the traditional sense.
11/12/2010 9:59 AM
Posted by robusk on 11/12/2010 9:45:00 AM (view original):
Came clean to the girlfriend last night that I never technically got divorced (in the legal sense).  I definitely did not go over well.
Yikes.  What sense did you argue you did get divorced in...technicalities aside?
11/12/2010 10:01 AM
In the ******* other people sense, they are totally divorced.  Ever since Henri made her fell like a real woman.
11/12/2010 10:04 AM
You don't have to get divorced to **** other people.
11/12/2010 10:06 AM
I mean, I just had said that I was divorced...

We have been separated (and divorced in every way but legally) for like 2.5 years...

She is all "you should have told me from the beginning" but I fail to believe that telling someone you are still "married" at the beginning of a relationship is a good idea.

I mean, ****, it is just because we were dragging our *** on dealing with that paperwork and paying stupid filing fees and such.
11/12/2010 10:06 AM
I recommended to my ex that she go ahead and not bother telling her current boyfriend since we have been taking care of it this week anyway.  It doesn't go over well.
11/12/2010 10:07 AM
Posted by antonsirius on 11/12/2010 10:06:00 AM (view original):
You don't have to get divorced to **** other people.
Yeah...  that has been pretty clear for a while.
11/12/2010 10:08 AM
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