Posted by iamthetwo__2 on 6/21/2012 12:51:00 PM (view original):
Tried to tell you. 

HE'S ALIVE!

Posted by iamthetwo__2 on 6/21/2012 12:51:00 PM (view original):
Tried to tell you. 

SHUT UP DEAD MAN

AHHHHHHHHHHHH! GHOST

Well that was a short night. All the picks are in.


Well, we all know how dubs feels about his tabby cats. They were in need of their Wednesday grooming (he gives them a bath Mondays and Fridays). So, he took them up to the attic, which he had turned into a full fledged grooming station  with state of the art grooming tools. Unfortunately for him, the mafia had rigged his favorite $30,000 trimmer with a tiny explosive. And thus was the end of Dubs, and he left his entire estate to his cats, Cutesy, Madonna, and Princess Gertrude.

Day two begins NOW. Same rules apply.

Cutesy, Madonna, and Princess Gertrude?  Going with cats names like this the world is better off without him.

He didn't die from explosives he got destroyed by cats being dunked in water.

Great guess another townie bites the dust, leaving me as the last one alive.  So it's either Arfy, ffb, polabonez or babcick.  Now time to figure out who the cop and doc are to help me stay alive.

Screw it since I don't want to **** anyone else off and I already voted for him once, I'll vote to lynch ffb now.

Please no one else vote.....

A little premature aggie... but I have a bit of information.. Whether or not anyone believes it... it is important.  Let me type it out.

There are 5 of us left.

ffbplayergod
Arfy
nyaggie98
polabonez
babcick

We have 2 Mafia.  We have one Cop.  We have one Doctor. We have one townsperson.

If we lynch the wrong person here, the townies lose.  And I don't like to lose.

I can tell you all that babcick was investigated last night.  And babcick is MAFIA.  I don't know how I can tell you all to believe me, but what I know is:

Either nyaggie is also mafia, or he just voted like an *** without getting any information.... If it is the latter, than the two Mafia guys are just going to vote with him (babcick included) and we lose.

If he is allowed to switch his vote, then I HIGHLY Suggest you do so now aggie, but I am suspecting he is the mafia........  no one would have just voted like that.

We have to oust babcick now.  My assumption is that me, arfy, and ffb are the townspeople.. but since I have talked to both of them many, many times... and neither of them has told me that they are the doctor....  They either don't trust me or I'm wrong about one of them.

So if one of you two is NOT the doctor....  and is NOT the mafia.. then the other is one of the two.

Because I am the cop.

I told everyone I knew who the cop was.. and it was me... I investigated dubs the first night.....  He was clean.  The only thing I could hope for was he didn't get the knife last night... but he did..... 

So I investigated babcick last night, and it was confirmed that he was mafia.  Fire away at all of your questions, and the insecurities you are left with, but if I am right and ffb and arfy are clean, than this is the only way we can win this game by you trusting me.

If you are clean aggie, you need to switch your vote (if allowed)... now.

And I vote for babcick.  100% This is not a Pola Scam.  This is the absolute truth.

Obviously anyone can make up a fake sitemail.. and I don't know if I'm allowed to post caesari's response to me, so I won't... but just for the sake of it, I will post here what I sent via sitemail to him last night... Obviously I didn't just type this up in a minute:

From:

polabonez

To:

caesari

Received:

6/21/2012 12:44:00 PM

Subject:

RE: mafia role and heisman game

Message:

****.

First of all, I would have pushed for the vote against babcock instead of iamthetwo.... I am not sure I'm right, but in my opinion he is the most suspicious right now. I'm going to talk this one out so be prepared...

I don't trust aggie... Again....

And I don't WANT to investigate arfy.... him asking to be investigated in the forums is either a sign of brilliance or a true townie that just wants to be in the mix. I'm friends with him on facebook... I've seen his wall posts... I'm ruling out brilliance at this point.

I DONT think arfy is mafia and I don't want to waste my investigation..... However, dubs (who I am not sure even believes me when I told him I was the cop and investigated him) thinks arfy is the guy who should be investigated.....so we have three people we can trust going into it...

However, EVEN if I do so ...... I don't know if they will even believe me if I tell them the story. You and I are the only one who really know I am an innocent man... Other than lying about NOT being the cop to not get the axe.... but I can't blame them for not believeing me. Even I sound suspicious to myself.


My thought process is this.... If I investigate arfy and the mafia kills him off tonight...... It's a waste. Actually anyone for that matter...... So I really need to investigate someone the mafia is NOT going to kill off.

They might (and should) kill me... but for the sake of this argument, let's say I sold them on the fact that I wasn't the cop.... Then they are going to try and figure out who IS the Cop.....

Which probably means dubs (who's been the quietest) get the axe... which sucks... because he's my only lifeline right now.

if ffb is not the mafia, I don't think the mafia will axe him, because he appears to be either a super genious mob man or a know nothing townie....

****. For all I know there is no mafia and you are just laughing your nuts off right now.

Either way.... I don't think the mafia is going to kill of babcick. Because I think he is Mafia. And even if he wasn't.... I just don't see him being the target here. I see dubs, arfy, or myself being killed tonight...

My problem is, if I investigate babcick... and he is NOT mafia.... will HE Believe me after I tell him....? If he isn't the mob, then he is definitely convinced that I am (thanks to arfy) .....

Dubs told me to investigate Arfy.... if I don't.... will he believe that I'm still the cop??? Or will it just look worse that Arfy and I are the mafia than it already does....

I need dubs to live tonight. I need dubs to understand the decision I'm making on who I am investigating, and I need to be right. Therefore, if I am right, my plan is to have dubs claim cop and bust the mafia scum out in the forums.... That way, the mafia man that I am investigating gets lynched... The other mafia man who thinks dubs is the cop kills him off... but in my perfect little Bob Ross happy little tree painting world the doctor is still alive to save him, and by that time I have already figured out who the other mafia man is and the townies prevail in Mafia part deux.

And if dubs dies tonight... who will believe me if I now have to claim to be the cop?? No one. And I get lynched.

So given all that, I must investigate the man who I believe is mafia.

And that man.... is babcick.

PS: WHERE THE **** IS THE DOCTOR? If whoever is the doctor gets his *** killed tonight....... without coming forward.... I'm going to forum face **** that guy for the rest of our WIS Careers. And in that scenario, I hope it is Arfy so at least I can say I face banged a Lauren. It sounds better to my friends.

I'm out.

I investigate babcick.

PS Sorry for all who might have been insulted by my sitemail...  Except for arfy.

And another thing I should point out... ffb told me that he talked to babcick, and forwarded a sitemail to me that babcick sent him... In that sitemail he informed me that arfy told babcick that he thought I was mafia....  Arfy confirmed this...

Here is my thinking....  WHY would ffb throw babcick's name out there at all if they were working together.

And WHY would babcick throw ARFY's name out there if THEY Were....

That only leaves aggie.  If it isn't aggie, it's got to be arfy... but I told arfy before last night that he was going to be investigated and got no rebuttal from it, it was encouraged..  All I can do at this point is go with my gut.  Of course he could have just planned to counter any claim against him......

but this is how I came to my conclusions.

And one more thing... wait and see who babcick votes for....   that should tell the whole tale right there.