I'm rich. I've been an Independent and a Republican and a Democrat. This time I'll be a democrat.
That's because all your guys suck and are either communists or socialists and America hates you.
So I think we should hook up. You're stupid and I'm rich. I'll give you some stuff while pretending to be moderate.
I wanna be re-elected. I'll be like...90 or something. I just spent 30 Million. I'm not kidding. The Yang guy...$1000?
I'll double that. Out of my pocket. I'm better than Biden. I promise to be good. I just wanna be President before I die.
You have no choice. Vote for me. I bought you. Now pay up.