Here's what I came up with:
| Team |
Sport |
1st Pick |
2nd Pick |
3rd Pick |
4th Pick |
5th Pick |
6th Pick |
7th Pick |
8th Pick |
Total |
| Air and Freight |
NASCAR |
Biffle- 39 |
Johnson- 42 |
Bowyer- 8 |
Edwards- 36 |
Kenseth- 41 |
Stewart- 31 |
|
|
197 |
| Team fappin |
NBA |
Bynum- 10 |
Durant- 35 |
James- 32 |
Westbrook- 14 |
Anthony- 39 |
Paul-33 |
Cousins- 29 |
Griffin- 21 |
213 |
| Burnt Sienna |
NBA |
Bryant- 26 |
Durant- 35 |
James- 32 |
Westbrook- 14 |
Anthony- 39 |
Paul-33 |
Derozan- 16 |
Griffin- 21 |
216 |
| The franchise |
NASCAR |
Biffle- 39 |
Johnson- 42 |
Dale Jr- 37 |
Gordon- 23 |
Bowyer- 8 |
Keselowski- 34 |
|
|
183 |
| Slow Cars & Fast Women |
NBA |
Bryant- 26 |
Durant- 35 |
James- 32 |
Westbrook- 14 |
Anthony- 39 |
Wade- DNP |
Love- DNP |
Howard- DNP |
146 |
| Notre Dame haters |
NBA |
Gordon- 17 |
Durant- 35 |
James- 32 |
Thornton- DNP |
Anthony- 39 |
Smith- 14 |
Love- DNP |
Griffin- 21 |
158 |
| The favorites |
NBA |
Bryant- 26 |
Durant- 35 |
James- 32 |
Westbrook- 14 |
Anthony- 39 |
Wade- DNP |
Lee- DNP |
Griffin- 21 |
167 |
| USA-World 62 |
NBA |
Bryant- 26 |
Durant- 35 |
James- 32 |
Westbrook- 14 |
Anthony- 39 |
Wade- DNP |
Ellis - DNP |
Howard- DNP |
146 |
| 2 Non Blondes |
NASCAR |
Biffle- 39 |
Johnson- 42 |
Dale Jr- 37 |
Edwards- 36 |
Kenseth- 41 |
Harvick- 38 |
|
|
233 |
| Haleyuns |
NASCAR |
Biffle- 39 |
Johnson- 42 |
Gordon- 23 |
Edwards- 36 |
Kenseth- 41 |
Stewart- 31 |
|
|
212 |
| Show me your TD's |
NASCAR |
Biffle- 39 |
Johnson- 42 |
Dale Jr- 37 |
Harvick- 38 |
Kenseth- 41 |
Stewart- 31 |
|
|
228 |
| Obey |
NASCAR |
Biffle- 39 |
Johnson- 42 |
Truex Jr- 44 |
Harvick- 38 |
Kenseth- 41 |
Martin- 11 |
|
|
215 |
| Navy buddies |
NASCAR |
Allmendinger- 13 |
Kahne- 36 |
Dale Jr- 37 |
Harvick- 38 |
Logano- 29 |
Martin- 11 |
-6 (U-Turn) |
|
158 |
If those numbers are right:
2 Non Blondes win
Slow Cars& Fast Women & USA-World 62 tie for last. Slow Cars hit the tiebreaker right on the dot at 220 so USA-World "may be eliminated"
Of course, wait on Arfy for the official word.