Posted by ermocito on 2/13/2026 4:30:00 PM (view original):
Redcped,
Some people benefit from the help of others. They might be gifted weak teams like the Bees or Pirates, but even those teams had great players at C, 1B, 3B or OF, and plenty of cheap options. Other people help themselves to great teams like the White Sox & Yankees, benefitting from tons of great SP and great sluggers at most positions.
Other people benefit from the misfortune of others. Imagine it is 1935, and you are trying to make a name for yourself in baseball. Wouldn't it be helpful if a line drive off hit someone else's head and then fell straight into your glove to set up a triple play? Wait for the triple play at the bottom of this.
Three years later, a "sickening" collision between Joe DiMaggio and rookie Joe Gordon sends both to the hospital with concussions. The same smug bench warmer who lucked into a triple play takes over at 2B. The Yankees win seven games and the bench warmer gets another year.
The next year he gets a World Series ring and nearly 10x times the salary of the average fan, while appearing in only six games. The year later, his improved production (or perhaps his paltry $706,995 salary) attract the future attention of salary cap conscious GM. That's nearly 2 million cheaper than Crosetti and 5 million cheaper than his stable of solid shortstops. Even with the smug cheap benchwarmer, the best roster builds are several million over the cap.
Had this benchwarmer SS (with 2B experience) survived the dagger round, he could have had nice careers in his remaining 23 years. He might have played for the White Sox & Athletics before returning to the minors and joining the military. He might have made enough money selling liquor to underage kids at Camp Crystal Lake to move to California and open a cafe. Instead, Bill Knickerbocker will not survive the dagger round on this Friday the 13th.
Do you need a CLUE to guess "who done it" in this triple play?
Jason's mom, with the machete, on the visitor's bench of Braves field.
Locals whisper to stay away from Nickeson field (site of the ruins on the Boston University campus) at night.
A nice deep pull on that triple play, Beernoser. I didn't know that story! We'll miss Bill for sure with that special talent he has.
eman7400, you may dagger from my
1940 White Sox. Tough call, and I suspect I know where it will land. But I think it's the least bad thing I can deal with.