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antonsirius
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Posted by babypop985 on 1/20/2011 3:05:00 PM:
I'd ball if I had a fat wife.

I'd prefer one I could lift, myself, but whatever turns your crank.
1/20/2011 3:21 PM
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ball is an odd verb choice
1/20/2011 3:30 PM
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did you edit to mean it like "i'd nut" because they're both references to testicles? or do you think babypop would use street-lingo to announce playing basketball? I'm just confused by that.
1/20/2011 3:31 PM
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'Ball', as a verb, can also refer to coitus.
1/20/2011 3:37 PM
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Even so, its a stretch. 

Stretch is probably a better euphamism for sex than ball
1/20/2011 3:45 PM
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Why would I change 'bail' to 'nut'? That's stupid. 'bail' to 'ball' is a much better edit.
1/20/2011 3:48 PM
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urbandictionary has it as the #4 definition for 'ball', btw, just ahead of 'having lots of money'.
1/20/2011 3:49 PM
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Posted by dherz_263 on 1/20/2011 3:45:00 PM (view original):
Even so, its a stretch. 

Stretch is probably a better euphamism for sex than ball

This.

"We balled all night" sounds sad, but "We stretched all night" sounds like you're trying to tell your friend that you got laid while there are children in the room.

1/20/2011 4:01 PM
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It can't even be a top three match on urbandictionary. Awful edit.
1/20/2011 4:24 PM
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I blame the Canadianization of antonsirius.
1/20/2011 4:24 PM
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It's not a very fetch term.
1/20/2011 4:24 PM
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Posted by r0b0t on 1/20/2011 4:24:00 PM (view original):
It can't even be a top three match on urbandictionary. Awful edit.
It's sad to see you so jealous of my genius.
1/20/2011 4:42 PM
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Jealous like a cat!!
1/20/2011 4:50 PM
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