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And would you cheat on her with a chinese girl who smells like chow mein?
1/20/2011 9:56 PM
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Not if she has jetskis.
1/20/2011 9:58 PM
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Posted by r0b0t on 1/20/2011 9:53:00 PM (view original):
Does the house have any secret passageways?
Not sure...  I am still getting lost.  I have no clue what light switches control what.

I don't know what is considered a mansion, but this ***** is 4 floors with 7 bedrooms, 5 bathrooms a few den/living room style rooms, plus the gym and woodshop.
1/20/2011 9:59 PM
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Posted by r0b0t on 1/20/2011 9:54:00 PM (view original):
Pivotal question: do they have jetskis?
Ann Arbor isn't a jetski town.

There is a hot tub though.
1/20/2011 10:00 PM
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Posted by r0b0t on 1/20/2011 9:56:00 PM (view original):
And would you cheat on her with a chinese girl who smells like chow mein?
Definitely not for the next three months.
1/20/2011 10:00 PM
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Robusk could be ginning in reverse.

Kids, molloscum and implants to follow.
1/20/2011 10:01 PM
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Posted by mbriese on 1/20/2011 9:37:00 PM (view original):
Posted by r0b0t on 1/20/2011 9:34:00 PM (view original):
Parks and Rec is back.
Not yet, but I'm waiting for it. I don't understand why this 'Perfect Couples' show is on...I thought Thursdays on NBC were all about being funny now?
It's part of the conspiracy to try and make people think Olivia Munn is a star.
1/20/2011 10:01 PM
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Posted by robusk on 1/20/2011 9:59:00 PM (view original):
Posted by r0b0t on 1/20/2011 9:53:00 PM (view original):
Does the house have any secret passageways?
Not sure...  I am still getting lost.  I have no clue what light switches control what.

I don't know what is considered a mansion, but this ***** is 4 floors with 7 bedrooms, 5 bathrooms a few den/living room style rooms, plus the gym and woodshop.
Just **** with all the books and candlesticks.
1/20/2011 10:02 PM
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Posted by r0b0t on 1/20/2011 9:37:00 PM (view original):
Posted by robusk on 1/20/2011 9:33:00 PM (view original):
This **** is like Weekend at Bernie's.  He needed a three month house sitter for his pseudo-mansion at the same time my lease was ending and I was looking for a place to live.  ******* baller.
Anton doesn't know what that has to do with sex, but he finds your last sentence redundant.
Haters gotta hate.
1/20/2011 10:02 PM
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Posted by antonsirius on 1/20/2011 10:01:00 PM (view original):
Posted by mbriese on 1/20/2011 9:37:00 PM (view original):
Posted by r0b0t on 1/20/2011 9:34:00 PM (view original):
Parks and Rec is back.
Not yet, but I'm waiting for it. I don't understand why this 'Perfect Couples' show is on...I thought Thursdays on NBC were all about being funny now?
It's part of the conspiracy to try and make people think Olivia Munn is a star.
Who?
1/20/2011 10:04 PM
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Posted by r0b0t on 1/20/2011 10:02:00 PM (view original):
Posted by robusk on 1/20/2011 9:59:00 PM (view original):
Posted by r0b0t on 1/20/2011 9:53:00 PM (view original):
Does the house have any secret passageways?
Not sure...  I am still getting lost.  I have no clue what light switches control what.

I don't know what is considered a mansion, but this ***** is 4 floors with 7 bedrooms, 5 bathrooms a few den/living room style rooms, plus the gym and woodshop.
Just **** with all the books and candlesticks.
There is are two hidden storage spaces with Being John Malkovich style doors.  Does that count?
1/20/2011 10:04 PM
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Why does Channing Tatum keep being put in films?
1/20/2011 10:04 PM
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Posted by antonsirius on 1/20/2011 10:02:00 PM (view original):
Posted by r0b0t on 1/20/2011 9:37:00 PM (view original):
Posted by robusk on 1/20/2011 9:33:00 PM (view original):
This **** is like Weekend at Bernie's.  He needed a three month house sitter for his pseudo-mansion at the same time my lease was ending and I was looking for a place to live.  ******* baller.
Anton doesn't know what that has to do with sex, but he finds your last sentence redundant.
Haters gotta hate.
Is the sixth definition on urbandictionary of hate "being awesome"?
1/20/2011 10:08 PM
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Posted by robusk on 1/20/2011 10:04:00 PM (view original):
Why does Channing Tatum keep being put in films?
Who?
1/20/2011 10:08 PM
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Posted by robusk on 1/20/2011 10:04:00 PM (view original):
Posted by r0b0t on 1/20/2011 10:02:00 PM (view original):
Posted by robusk on 1/20/2011 9:59:00 PM (view original):
Posted by r0b0t on 1/20/2011 9:53:00 PM (view original):
Does the house have any secret passageways?
Not sure...  I am still getting lost.  I have no clue what light switches control what.

I don't know what is considered a mansion, but this ***** is 4 floors with 7 bedrooms, 5 bathrooms a few den/living room style rooms, plus the gym and woodshop.
Just **** with all the books and candlesticks.
There is are two hidden storage spaces with Being John Malkovich style doors.  Does that count?
Is there a dumb-waiter? I know there's a dumb housesitter.
1/20/2011 10:10 PM
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