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Posted by MikeT23 on 11/23/2011 6:21:00 PM (view original):
If Paris Hilton had gotten knocked up by Urlacher, how dumb would the babies have been?
It'd be an interesting experiment. I'm guessing a really cute dumb blond who could kick the sh*t out of you in a heartbeat.
11/26/2011 2:16 AM
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Posted by MikeT23 on 11/23/2011 6:21:00 PM (view original):
If Paris Hilton had gotten knocked up by Urlacher, how dumb would the babies have been?
They'd be dumb, but not half as dumb as the kids JTard and randle would have if their buttsecks produced a kid.
11/26/2011 9:50 AM
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Yes, because I've come even remotely close to siding with/being like randle, ever.

As I recall, you're the one who's taken to going on 3-4 post rants with yourself, a technique randle is famous for.
11/26/2011 11:59 AM
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IF PARIS MARRIED THE BARES QB, SHE'D BE PARIS CUNTLER
11/26/2011 12:07 PM
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So in other words, she'd be the first woman in the world with two vaginas
11/26/2011 1:39 PM
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Posted by Jtpsops on 11/26/2011 11:59:00 AM (view original):
Yes, because I've come even remotely close to siding with/being like randle, ever.

As I recall, you're the one who's taken to going on 3-4 post rants with yourself, a technique randle is famous for.
I've covered the difference between my style and his.  Clean the goo off your monitor.
11/26/2011 4:48 PM
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Posted by Jtpsops on 11/22/2011 2:35:00 PM (view original):
Maybe your words would have more effect if you weren't such a condescending ***** all the time (and you can stop sitemailing me too, chief).

Anyway, we'll find out how good the Bears defense really is in the coming weeks when they're required to start winning games on their own again.

I'm a condescending Prlck?  You ask AlCheez if he is on crack for stating a correct stat, you call all kinds of people names (now including me, who is about as level headed as you find on these forums).  As for sitremailing you, it was a nice way of trying to tell you that some of what you say has merit, but you lose all credibility when you ask if a guy is on crack when he is right, and then admittedly say you knew little to nothing about the subject you were berating him over.  Maybe they are right here when they call you names.

11/26/2011 5:15 PM
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I'm pretty certain that jtp is legitimately mentally disabled.  I think he realizes it but just doesn't want to admit it outwardly so he projects by calling smarter people moronotrons.
11/26/2011 5:25 PM
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To be honest, I'm shocked that JTard can operate a computer without electrocuting himself when turning it on.
11/26/2011 6:12 PM
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Posted by eschwartz67 on 11/26/2011 5:15:00 PM (view original):
Posted by Jtpsops on 11/22/2011 2:35:00 PM (view original):
Maybe your words would have more effect if you weren't such a condescending ***** all the time (and you can stop sitemailing me too, chief).

Anyway, we'll find out how good the Bears defense really is in the coming weeks when they're required to start winning games on their own again.

I'm a condescending Prlck?  You ask AlCheez if he is on crack for stating a correct stat, you call all kinds of people names (now including me, who is about as level headed as you find on these forums).  As for sitremailing you, it was a nice way of trying to tell you that some of what you say has merit, but you lose all credibility when you ask if a guy is on crack when he is right, and then admittedly say you knew little to nothing about the subject you were berating him over.  Maybe they are right here when they call you names.

I know E personally.  He's about as condescending as you are intelligent.

Since when are defenses required to win games on their own?  That statement alone shows what a moron JTard is,
11/26/2011 6:13 PM
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Posted by Jtpsops on 11/26/2011 11:59:00 AM (view original):
Yes, because I've come even remotely close to siding with/being like randle, ever.

As I recall, you're the one who's taken to going on 3-4 post rants with yourself, a technique randle is famous for.
Cmon guys quit fighting over me ..Jppatches is a p#ssy eager to have somebody  side with him ..anybody with a heartbeat  actually.....and Muddy, well we all  know Jimbo is stirring that pudding ...plus im into chics  ...and thx for the famous comment jpatchmyass...nice...if you werent such a fence sitter and picked a side instead of blowing each side maybe ppl would respect u more?...just helping u out fruit loops
11/26/2011 8:16 PM
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Posted by eschwartz67 on 11/26/2011 5:15:00 PM (view original):
Posted by Jtpsops on 11/22/2011 2:35:00 PM (view original):
Maybe your words would have more effect if you weren't such a condescending ***** all the time (and you can stop sitemailing me too, chief).

Anyway, we'll find out how good the Bears defense really is in the coming weeks when they're required to start winning games on their own again.

I'm a condescending Prlck?  You ask AlCheez if he is on crack for stating a correct stat, you call all kinds of people names (now including me, who is about as level headed as you find on these forums).  As for sitremailing you, it was a nice way of trying to tell you that some of what you say has merit, but you lose all credibility when you ask if a guy is on crack when he is right, and then admittedly say you knew little to nothing about the subject you were berating him over.  Maybe they are right here when they call you names.

Pretty sure I already openly copped up to this and being wrong about it.

You sitemailing me like I'm some poor lost kid who needs manly guidance is condescending no matter how you look at it.  Unlike you and most of the other trolls on this site, I don't really care what people on an internet message board think of me.  This is a place to spout thoughts and opinions, and I can't be bothered to  research every last little thing I post just because someone might make fun of me, etc.

If it's that important to you to be liked by a bunch of people on the internet, kudos to you.  But I don't really care, so the last thing I'm about to do is work hard to display my "real" self on here and prove something to people. I don't really give a sh*t.
11/26/2011 8:53 PM
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Posted by mudbone1969 on 11/26/2011 6:13:00 PM (view original):
Posted by eschwartz67 on 11/26/2011 5:15:00 PM (view original):
Posted by Jtpsops on 11/22/2011 2:35:00 PM (view original):
Maybe your words would have more effect if you weren't such a condescending ***** all the time (and you can stop sitemailing me too, chief).

Anyway, we'll find out how good the Bears defense really is in the coming weeks when they're required to start winning games on their own again.

I'm a condescending Prlck?  You ask AlCheez if he is on crack for stating a correct stat, you call all kinds of people names (now including me, who is about as level headed as you find on these forums).  As for sitremailing you, it was a nice way of trying to tell you that some of what you say has merit, but you lose all credibility when you ask if a guy is on crack when he is right, and then admittedly say you knew little to nothing about the subject you were berating him over.  Maybe they are right here when they call you names.

I know E personally.  He's about as condescending as you are intelligent.

Since when are defenses required to win games on their own?  That statement alone shows what a moron JTard is,
When they have sh*tty offenses.  See the mid-2000s version of your Bears.

And I'm the moron.
11/26/2011 8:58 PM
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You said it.
11/26/2011 11:04 PM
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Who is gonna text pussboy the score of the game ..pretty sure him and the sl*t will be enjoying gingerbread lattes in LA ...Cutler being the team guy he is......Not
11/26/2011 11:55 PM
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