Maybe that's why people are asking me these questions.

do you participate in halloweenish activities? visit a haunted house? dress up in a costume? distribute candy and razor blades to neighborhood kids if they ring the doorbell?

what was the last costume you dressed up in? justin bieber?

When was the last time you unexpectedly laughed so hard that the beverage you were drinking came up through your nose?

MikeT is a dog lover? What kind of dogs do you have?

when you sau occupy the dogs, do you mean some kind of kinky dog - human sex?

Would that make you a member of NAMDLA?

If you bang a male dog, does that make you a gay dog fukker or does gender really not matter once you're banging dogs?

I had a cash in trade meltdown in Happy Jack and probably ruined iain's day as the commish that had to deal with my petulance. Should I stop, or make his day worse?

I am.  Both my dogs are mutts.  My older dog is a yellow lab(parent's old neighbor's dog) and who knows what.  My younger dog was found in the woods with her mother/siblings by my stepfather.  Mother is a mutt, there's little doubt that her father was a hunting dog.   My previous dog was a pound dog.  Also found in the wood, alone, at 4-5 weeks.

No, it means I keep the dogs from running to the door and scaring children.  At my wife's request.  I don't care if they scare the stupid kids or not.

I should hope not.

I think once you cross into beastiality, it's pretty irrelevant. 

Screw him.  He's a dumb canuck.

Does death realize that he has nothing on what you and mitch used to get up to?