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Posted by r0b0t on 3/4/2011 10:31:00 AM (view original):
Between all the stolen goods, how many pictures of your girlfriend undressed are now in possession of a thief?
Unfortunately, there are actually a decent number in their posession...
3/4/2011 10:32 AM
My guess is 14 pictures and two videos.
3/4/2011 10:33 AM
Posted by robusk on 3/4/2011 10:31:00 AM (view original):
It was one of those dope big lenses for an old school film camera.

I don't want two laptops really... but my work can be sort of anal about a lot of personal **** on your work laptop for security reasons...  don't really have a choice.
did they steal your camera too?
3/4/2011 10:34 AM
Isn't 1800spiders in England?

Check for webbing.
3/4/2011 10:34 AM
It's kind of funny because don't our iPods not format properly onto their iTunes? They'll be ******. Which to them means drunk, I think.
3/4/2011 10:35 AM
Posted by r0b0t on 3/4/2011 10:34:00 AM (view original):
Posted by robusk on 3/4/2011 10:31:00 AM (view original):
It was one of those dope big lenses for an old school film camera.

I don't want two laptops really... but my work can be sort of anal about a lot of personal **** on your work laptop for security reasons...  don't really have a choice.
did they steal your camera too?
We had the camera on us, we just didn't take that lense because we weren't planning on doing any far away shots.

All told, they probably walked away with $7000 worth of ****, plus a year's worth of work in data and likely got like 800 bucks for it.  Pretty annoying.
3/4/2011 10:36 AM
You should have had me, jwelsh, and tylermathias solve that mystery. We were looking for a case. And seeing Fatlock in court with that stupid wig on would be great.
3/4/2011 10:36 AM
Posted by robusk on 3/4/2011 10:36:00 AM (view original):
Posted by r0b0t on 3/4/2011 10:34:00 AM (view original):
Posted by robusk on 3/4/2011 10:31:00 AM (view original):
It was one of those dope big lenses for an old school film camera.

I don't want two laptops really... but my work can be sort of anal about a lot of personal **** on your work laptop for security reasons...  don't really have a choice.
did they steal your camera too?
We had the camera on us, we just didn't take that lense because we weren't planning on doing any far away shots.

All told, they probably walked away with $7000 worth of ****, plus a year's worth of work in data and likely got like 800 bucks for it.  Pretty annoying.
any chance you'd get reimbursed for any portion of that?
3/4/2011 10:37 AM
Posted by r0b0t on 3/4/2011 10:35:00 AM (view original):
It's kind of funny because don't our iPods not format properly onto their iTunes? They'll be ******. Which to them means drunk, I think.
I had an absurd engraving on the back...  maybe it will help the police track it down.
3/4/2011 10:38 AM
and someone just traded Woodie Jacobs to Honolulu. thievery.
3/4/2011 10:38 AM
Posted by r0b0t on 3/4/2011 10:37:00 AM (view original):
Posted by robusk on 3/4/2011 10:36:00 AM (view original):
Posted by r0b0t on 3/4/2011 10:34:00 AM (view original):
Posted by robusk on 3/4/2011 10:31:00 AM (view original):
It was one of those dope big lenses for an old school film camera.

I don't want two laptops really... but my work can be sort of anal about a lot of personal **** on your work laptop for security reasons...  don't really have a choice.
did they steal your camera too?
We had the camera on us, we just didn't take that lense because we weren't planning on doing any far away shots.

All told, they probably walked away with $7000 worth of ****, plus a year's worth of work in data and likely got like 800 bucks for it.  Pretty annoying.
any chance you'd get reimbursed for any portion of that?
Well, getting the work phone and laptop replaced for free obviously (and I am getting much better versions than what I had).  Fucked on everything else I think...  unless my CC comes with some sort of travel protection.
3/4/2011 10:39 AM
Posted by robusk on 3/4/2011 10:24:00 AM (view original):
Back from London.  Had a strong trip, did everything we wanted and painted the town red....  but we got robbed and between my girlfriend and I, they ended up with three laptops (I have a work and a personal), two Blackberries, two iPods, a camera lens and loads of other personal belongings.  Sort of put a damper on the trip.  FML.
DUDE.  Where?  That's brutal.
3/4/2011 10:40 AM
Posted by robusk on 3/4/2011 10:38:00 AM (view original):
Posted by r0b0t on 3/4/2011 10:35:00 AM (view original):
It's kind of funny because don't our iPods not format properly onto their iTunes? They'll be ******. Which to them means drunk, I think.
I had an absurd engraving on the back...  maybe it will help the police track it down.
1. Who engraves an iPod?
2. I feel as though what's absurd for you will be to Vandydave what an iPod itself is to some fly-faced African AIDSbaby.
3/4/2011 10:40 AM
Posted by r0b0t on 3/4/2011 10:38:00 AM (view original):
and someone just traded Woodie Jacobs to Honolulu. thievery.
I check every time. Good thing I already changed the password back.
3/4/2011 10:40 AM
Posted by rlahann on 3/4/2011 10:40:00 AM (view original):
Posted by robusk on 3/4/2011 10:24:00 AM (view original):
Back from London.  Had a strong trip, did everything we wanted and painted the town red....  but we got robbed and between my girlfriend and I, they ended up with three laptops (I have a work and a personal), two Blackberries, two iPods, a camera lens and loads of other personal belongings.  Sort of put a damper on the trip.  FML.
DUDE.  Where?  That's brutal.
In London. It's literally the third word in that post.
3/4/2011 10:41 AM
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