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Hoagie Jesus.
3/7/2011 9:18 PM
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Shtickless Lent challenge: No jerking off. Not even on "Palm Sunday".

Mbriese can't use his Fleshlight. Alcheez can't use his real doll. Breum can't use his man-pillow. Robusk can't use his girlfriend's maid..

I guess it's okay when dmurphy thinks of his hand when he ***** his wife.

Anyone else game?

3/7/2011 9:24 PM
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Posted by r0b0t on 3/7/2011 9:24:00 PM (view original):
Shtickless Lent challenge: No jerking off. Not even on "Palm Sunday".

Mbriese can't use his Fleshlight. Alcheez can't use his real doll. Breum can't use his man-pillow. Robusk can't use his girlfriend's maid..

I guess it's okay when dmurphy thinks of his hand when he ***** his wife.

Anyone else game?

Easy.  I didn't start jerking off until I was 25.  This will be child's play.
3/7/2011 9:30 PM
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Yeah. I've never been a DIY guy, either. So this is nothing for me, besides seeing others deal with it.
3/7/2011 9:45 PM
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I'm Catholic.  We have a strong sense of guilt and shame that prevents us from the DIY stuff.
3/7/2011 10:41 PM
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Posted by jwelsh1023 on 3/7/2011 8:40:00 PM (view original):
Posted by vandydave on 3/7/2011 2:32:00 PM (view original):
won my first round series in Dale Murphy only scoring 8 total runs

and let's fill up Double Mendoza, one spot left, I need that to roll before I travel next week
VD made my closing argument.
I'll try to start talking about HD more
3/7/2011 10:50 PM
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Hornier than thou?
3/7/2011 11:09 PM
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Posted by robusk on 3/7/2011 10:41:00 PM (view original):
I'm Catholic.  We have a strong sense of guilt and shame that prevents us from the DIY stuff.
Then you're doin it rong. The whole point is to do things that allow you to feel that guilt and shame, not avoid them entirely. Otherwise God doesn't know you still care.
3/8/2011 8:07 AM
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WINNING.
3/8/2011 8:15 AM
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What's the over/under on Sheen-related fantasy baseball team names in any given league?
3/8/2011 9:26 AM
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this place sucks  now
3/8/2011 10:02 AM
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Ha. You still double space between words. MEMORIES.

3/8/2011 10:03 AM
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just for      you

3/8/2011 10:04 AM
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Times have changed. Dowdy used to talk about hot homeless girls in the sewer, and now that might be where he's at after being flushed down the drain as an unwanted human pet.

3/8/2011 10:04 AM
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