in fact i have a question -

if an evangelical's house is burning and they can only grab one thing do they take their favorite bible or their favorite gun?

Unless the Bible is a family heirloom the gun is a lot more valuable and difficult to replace.

just toss the baby out with the bath water.

when iran warns of the mother off all wars do they mean
the mother effer of all wars
or the mommy of all wars.

Posted by dahsdebater on 8/6/2019 8:30:00 AM (view original):
Unless the Bible is a family heirloom the gun is a lot more valuable and difficult to replace.

At the same time, probably not the best idea to willingly allow a Bible to burn in favor of a device that Jesus probably wouldn't approve of them owning.

Which Jesus?

if he had gotten killed by a gun then Christians would be wearing guns around their necks.
and make the sign of a gun when praying.
index finger out.....thumb up.

ATTENTION WALMART SHOPPERS

on sale - 3 peice tweed suit - tweed bullet proof vest.
when you go out - go out in style.

Posted by laramiebob on 8/6/2019 12:22:00 PM (view original):
Which Jesus?

The original one, not the far-right evangelical spinoff

Posted by bronxcheer on 8/6/2019 12:48:00 PM (view original):

1. Jesus is still alive today
2. Jesus didn't actually need a gun, if he wanted to he could have killed everyone
3. Jesus specifically told his disciples not to fight back
4. Jesus came back after dying on the cross, he left the earth willingly

I get that you posted that ironically, but the fact that some would post it unironically is real facepalm material.

jesus used to live in my neighbor's basement.
nice guy......said his name was jesus schwartz.
smoked a pipe......wore sandals.
once got a ticket for jaywalking in Los Angeles.

Levon's son.

Obscure quote post---------- Guess the artist for today's prize. A slightly used AK - 47.

"Jesus is just another drug as far as I'm concerned"

I know this is a VERY obscure quote, thus I give you a hint. Same party penned this:

"When I became your crutch, I became your cripple, too"

im guessing and i did not cheat if somehow im right.
mitch hedburg.

Nope but good try!