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Posted by r0b0t on 4/7/2011 10:41:00 AM (view original):
Posted by robusk on 4/7/2011 9:56:00 AM (view original):
I mean, I like them.  A lot.  It just isn't a requirement that they be massive.
Is it a hair/nails thing? I know the hormones supposedly make those look healthier.
I don't know man...  Something sexy about the baby being in their belly.  I can't stand fat people, so it isn't a BBW thing.
4/7/2011 10:49 AM
Posted by robusk on 4/7/2011 9:57:00 AM (view original):
Posted by r0b0t on 4/7/2011 9:32:00 AM (view original):
Donating marrow isn't as invasive a surgery as you'd expect. Supposedly it's done as an out-patient surgery and the worst you feel is flu-like symptoms for a day or two.
Really?
Supposedly, it is similar to the red blood cell platelet machine they use for blood donations.
4/7/2011 10:53 AM
Posted by tylermathias on 4/7/2011 10:01:00 AM (view original):
I'm just going to start doing GOB Bluth style magic shows at children's hospitals, but keep all of my innards.  There are different ways to give.
Aren't you too fat for magic? No box would fit you. The sawing would take hours. You would probably eat the rabbit. The handkerchiefs would be covered in sweat. It just wouldn't work.
4/7/2011 10:57 AM
Posted by robusk on 4/7/2011 10:01:00 AM (view original):
Yes No
7. (Men only) In the past 5 years have you had sex, even once with another male?
They don't want breum's bones.
4/7/2011 10:58 AM
Posted by robusk on 4/7/2011 10:49:00 AM (view original):
Posted by r0b0t on 4/7/2011 10:41:00 AM (view original):
Posted by robusk on 4/7/2011 9:56:00 AM (view original):
I mean, I like them.  A lot.  It just isn't a requirement that they be massive.
Is it a hair/nails thing? I know the hormones supposedly make those look healthier.
I don't know man...  Something sexy about the baby being in their belly.  I can't stand fat people, so it isn't a BBW thing.
Is it because your fucked up pedophile mind would consider it the hottest threesome ever?
4/7/2011 11:00 AM
Posted by r0b0t on 4/7/2011 10:57:00 AM (view original):
Posted by tylermathias on 4/7/2011 10:01:00 AM (view original):
I'm just going to start doing GOB Bluth style magic shows at children's hospitals, but keep all of my innards.  There are different ways to give.
Aren't you too fat for magic? No box would fit you. The sawing would take hours. You would probably eat the rabbit. The handkerchiefs would be covered in sweat. It just wouldn't work.
There's some sloppiness here.  You must be in extended spring training.  The eat the rabbit part is good though.
4/7/2011 11:00 AM
More like BLOB Bluth
4/7/2011 11:00 AM
Do they make top hats in your size?
4/7/2011 11:07 AM
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Posted by r0b0t on 4/7/2011 10:58:00 AM (view original):
Posted by robusk on 4/7/2011 10:01:00 AM (view original):
Yes No
7. (Men only) In the past 5 years have you had sex, even once with another male?
They don't want breum's bones.
You can catch the gay from marrow I guess.
4/7/2011 12:18 PM
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I've mostly only ever used speed when I had crappy lineups.  I never had a devastating runner at the top of a really potent lineup.  It really is a super powerful weapon.  Rodrigo would be a middling player on an average team, but on my team he is a top 10 guy based on what he brings to the lineup.
4/7/2011 12:48 PM
The only problem is that a lot of speedsters with both SPD and BR are either crappy hitters or have inflated OVRs and are thus hard to get.  I got him for a left fielder with an inflated OVR I couldn't use because he isn't my type and two spare parts.  Seemed fair to me at the time but seems like a steal now.

Also, having 7/9 hitters be switch hitters is pretty sweet and makes my team a match up nightmare for imbalanced pitchers, which is what most teams have (the 60/75 split guys).
4/7/2011 12:51 PM
Top 10 may be a bit extreme, but he is damn effective.
4/7/2011 1:00 PM
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