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rlahann
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Happy Mother's Day, Fregoe.
5/8/2011 8:40 AM
antonsirius
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Fregoe's a mom? I didn't even know he'd been knocked up.
5/8/2011 8:46 AM
r0b0t
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Happy mother's day, Shaft.
5/8/2011 10:50 AM
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Thanks
5/8/2011 7:23 PM
Fregoe
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Got myself some new golf clubs. Got my swing tested and now have clubs that made just for.me
5/8/2011 7:24 PM
rlahann
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Just like that chick from Game of Thrones.
5/8/2011 10:29 PM
antonsirius
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You put Bowman in the minors? That's crazy.
5/8/2011 10:52 PM
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If dherz did get married this weekend, congrats.
5/9/2011 8:52 AM
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He did, It was a lovely ceremony.  She wore white, he wore a nice suit.  I ate the Filet, my wife had the stuffed flounder.  The band was solid.  Good time.  TM got sloppy drunk and ranted about how good of a lawyer he'd be if someone just gave him a chance.  Then he started crying.  Tisi got drunk and ranted that he wanted to remain unemployed but had to start a new job soon.  He pulled an upper decker in room 1432.  VD married them.  It really was a nice ceremony.  Murph brought his kids to the wedding which I thought was inappropriate and his daughter dropped a turd on the middle of the dance floor.  Nuge stepped in it and kicked murph in the face with the **** shoe. 
5/9/2011 9:37 AM (edited)
tylermathias
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Man, I get goofy when I'm lit.  I don't even really want to be a lawyer.
5/9/2011 9:36 AM
tisi29
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I wasn't really drunk. And it's probably a good idea that you didn't mention how Murph hit on the bride. That was truly embarrassing.
5/9/2011 10:48 AM
r0b0t
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Posted by jwelsh1023 on 5/9/2011 9:37:00 AM (view original):
He did, It was a lovely ceremony.  She wore white, he wore a nice suit.  I ate the Filet, my wife had the stuffed flounder.  The band was solid.  Good time.  TM got sloppy drunk and ranted about how good of a lawyer he'd be if someone just gave him a chance.  Then he started crying.  Tisi got drunk and ranted that he wanted to remain unemployed but had to start a new job soon.  He pulled an upper decker in room 1432.  VD married them.  It really was a nice ceremony.  Murph brought his kids to the wedding which I thought was inappropriate and his daughter dropped a turd on the middle of the dance floor.  Nuge stepped in it and kicked murph in the face with the **** shoe. 
Gin and I were ushers who criticized everyone as they walked in. silverpaw was the ring bearer. tracyr played the organ.
5/9/2011 11:31 AM
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breum was mad he couldn't be flower girl
5/9/2011 11:31 AM
r0b0t
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bret caught the bouquet
5/9/2011 11:32 AM
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kbjone kept making the same "1,000 pastry day" joke as he was jamming mini-eclairs into his mouth.
5/9/2011 11:33 AM
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