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did anyone know that barabas means son of the father......so when the people are asked to choose between jesus and barabas....they are choosing between jesus and son of the father....interesting little tid bit.
i love that stuff.........
1/16/2018 11:53 AM
many protestant sects only believe in the gospel of mark because they dont accept the parthenogenic birth.
if you dont believe me read Mark.....jesus is born the normal way...and is adopted by God while being baptised by John.....more like a foster child.

the more you know the more the whole thing becomes noah's ark.
1/16/2018 11:57 AM
To believe in a concept such as the "immaculate conception" requires something of the believer.

1. A suspension of your knowledge of the human body and how it functions.

or

2. An ability to accept some sort of "un-natural" mating resulting in the pregnancy of Jesus' mother (Mary?)

Perhaps you can explain away the latter option by ascribing to some sort of "coupling" with "God"?????

I have no idea HOW you can explain away the 1st choice. Hence my spiritual infidelity,
1/16/2018 12:07 PM
what, God doesnt have sperm ? or it was parthenogenesis.....turkeys can do it i think.

also reminds me of ZEUS impregnating a mortal woman birthing hercules .
1/16/2018 12:15 PM (edited)
little known fact.....God had a nickname for jesus..he called him sonny.......and jesus' last name was schwartz.
1/16/2018 12:17 PM
Where is strikeout when you need him?
1/16/2018 12:41 PM
Posted by tangplay on 1/16/2018 11:31:00 AM (view original):
Posted by cccp1014 on 1/16/2018 8:44:00 AM (view original):
Posted by tangplay on 1/15/2018 8:51:00 PM (view original):
Posted by cccp1014 on 1/15/2018 8:26:00 PM (view original):
Horus did the same stuff 5k years before Jesus. I am not saying Jesus was not real but the stories about him are embellished and they were written 50 years post his death. Tangy, I'd give you more proof but you would just dismiss it. LOL

I do enjoy educating you.
How would Matthew, Mark, Luke, John, etc have any knowledge of 'Horus', and how would they have written their chapters of the bible about the exact same thing 50 years later if it was not real. USE YOUR BRAIN.
Have you spoken to Matty, Marky, Johnny and Luke? Did you actually watch them write these words?
By your logic, the bible was also based on Moby Dick. Did you watch them write the words? There was no way for that info to reach all of the writers of the gospels the same way in different places. It just makes more logical sense my way, and the actual writing of the bible backs it up.
You do realize, Moby Dick is a work of fiction, right? LOL
1/16/2018 1:33 PM
Posted by cccp1014 on 1/16/2018 1:33:00 PM (view original):
Posted by tangplay on 1/16/2018 11:31:00 AM (view original):
Posted by cccp1014 on 1/16/2018 8:44:00 AM (view original):
Posted by tangplay on 1/15/2018 8:51:00 PM (view original):
Posted by cccp1014 on 1/15/2018 8:26:00 PM (view original):
Horus did the same stuff 5k years before Jesus. I am not saying Jesus was not real but the stories about him are embellished and they were written 50 years post his death. Tangy, I'd give you more proof but you would just dismiss it. LOL

I do enjoy educating you.
How would Matthew, Mark, Luke, John, etc have any knowledge of 'Horus', and how would they have written their chapters of the bible about the exact same thing 50 years later if it was not real. USE YOUR BRAIN.
Have you spoken to Matty, Marky, Johnny and Luke? Did you actually watch them write these words?
By your logic, the bible was also based on Moby Dick. Did you watch them write the words? There was no way for that info to reach all of the writers of the gospels the same way in different places. It just makes more logical sense my way, and the actual writing of the bible backs it up.
You do realize, Moby Dick is a work of fiction, right? LOL
That was the point.
1/16/2018 1:47 PM
So you believe the Bible is a work of fiction?

Thanks
1/16/2018 2:06 PM
Duh
1/16/2018 2:10 PM
the christian bible mostly has much to offer except for the issue of salvation...that you must accept jesus as savior or you are denied afterlife......it was a regretful proposition......politically motivated......and harmful to western civilization that followed christianity when it became the ruling western religion.
1/16/2018 2:14 PM
I actually respect those that have the faith and don't need the facts. I wish I could be like that.
1/16/2018 2:32 PM
You mean blind........... some would say you've nearly achieved it............ LOL.
1/16/2018 3:02 PM
Yeah. I guess. They seem to be more at peace? IDK
1/16/2018 3:09 PM
Posted by cccp1014 on 1/16/2018 2:06:00 PM (view original):
So you believe the Bible is a work of fiction?

Thanks
I said you would believe that. Can you read?
1/16/2018 4:12 PM
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