Agreed on the bet...better keep it simple.
As for the guys the Hawks acquired, you have to keep a few things in perspective here. Let's analyze the Hawks signings a little more deeply...
First, the only forward who will be getting any significant ice time consistently is Brunette, who by all accounts is a good leader, model teammate and character player. He also has good finishing skill around the net and is supremely durable. The big plus with him is that his game was never predicated on speed, so his age is not a factor in terms of losing a step. He will likely play most of the season as either LW1 or LW2 and get significant PP time as well, an area where he excels. He also understands coach Q and his system having played for him during some of his best seasons in the NHL.
Second we have Steve Montador, the other player who will get over 15 mins per game consistently. The last two years I've seen him quite a bit living in Montreal (and him being in Buffalo). Here's a guy who is somewhat physical, is a good shot blocker and penalty killer, is a decent skater and make a pretty good first pass. He doesn't turn the puck over a ton, but when he does it usually ends up going. He's the type of player that can play up and down the lineup, can provide good leadership for the younger defensemen like Nick Leddy, and doesn't really take nights off. Defensively he's an upgrade over Brian Campbell, offensively he's a downgrade.
Jamal Mayers will have a clearly defined role on this team: play 4th line center most nights, win some faceoffs, which he's done at a clip of over 55% the last few seasons, and maybe kill the occasional penalty. He'll also be asked to finish his checks, and occasionally drop the gloves. He's another guy who has played for Q before and will understand his role and the system well, but he won't be getting more than 10 mins per night.
Sean O'Donnell is a defenseman who is rugged and tough with lots of experience who will be filling the role of mentor and 6th or 7th defenseman. You know all about what he brings to the table so I won't go into detail here, but he's not playing in a spot where he'll be on the ice for more than say 13-15 mins per game. I think a player of his skill set and his experience will more than adequately fill that role.
Sami Lepisto I don't know a ton about to be honest, other than that he's a good skater with a bit of a mean streak. He makes a good first pass and will be playing anywhere from 5th to 7th in the d-corps, depending on Q's mood.
And finally we have Dan Carcillo, a player who is a gamble. He can be a loose cannon on the ice, but when he's actually playing he has good speed, is very physical and a relentless forechecker. He's also one of the best agitators in the game and will be learning alot from Dave Bolland, a guy who has learned to play on the edge without going over it. He'll be playing the 12th or 13th forward role, with no more than 10-12 mins per game in his future.
So you see, what you perceive as "loading the bottom half with no talent goons" isn't actually that. It's filling roles with the appropriately priced players with the right skill sets. You can't sign a Tim Connolly to play C4 and kill penalties, just like you can't have Jamal Mayers playing C2 and on the PP. They also have 3 players I believe are talented enough to do more, they just need to go out and prove it. The "talent with potential" tag you referred to can be applied to all of Viktor Stalberg, Michael Frolik and Rostislav Olesz.
Here's what their lineup looks like right now:
Brunette-Toews-Kane
Frolik-Sharp-Hossa
Bickell-Bolland-Olesz
Stalberg-Mayers-Carcillo
Scott-Kruger-Smith
Keith-Leddy
Hjalmarsson-Seabrook
Montador-O'Donnell
Lepisto
Crawford
Salak
I think everyone's role is perfectly defined and that makes a big difference on a hockey team. They also have a few guys that move up in case of injury like Stalberg, Bickell and Ben Smith up front and Montador on D.
I think their most glaring weakness is that, with the loss of Campoli, the back end lacks some creative players that puts alot of pressure on Nick Leddy to replace Campbell in a role that is quite important to this team's success. Can he do it? Possibly, but he'll most likely take his lumps along the way.
I would also prefer Patrick Sharp on the wing, but he's an excellent centerman so that need isn't as pressing I don't think.
So where did I go wrong?