Cresten and Swamphawk’s Shtickless Thread Topic

maybe a road movie with Cresten and Swamp trapped in a minivan or station wagon, going around the country, staying at crappy motels
3/2/2010 1:21 PM
Quote: Originally Posted By rufusjonz on 3/02/2010you could write the sequel to Confederacy of Dunce
That seems a little to high an acheivement for me.

Maybe a TV show set in SE Michigan about single males who play D&D
3/2/2010 3:21 PM
Quote: Originally Posted By rufusjonz on 3/02/2010maybe a road movie with Cresten and Swamp trapped in a minivan or station wagon, going around the country, staying at crappy motel
And eating at crappy restaurants. Dont lose the theme.
3/2/2010 3:21 PM
Call it Route 400. It'll be a road movie of swamphawk trying out different places to eat and trying to get to 400 lbs.
3/2/2010 3:28 PM
Cresten is the grumpy old man and Swamp is the genial big guy. Just think of the adventures they will get into.
3/2/2010 8:26 PM
And the whole time we are being pursued by a man with 1 testicle!
3/2/2010 8:41 PM
Awesome.
3/3/2010 8:00 AM
I think we have our sitcom winner.
3/3/2010 9:22 AM
In the first episode we pick up a divroced 45yo Born Again woman and we hit all the Church pancake breakfasts in town.
3/3/2010 4:17 PM
i would watch that

i imagine cresten drinking from a paper bag the whole time
3/3/2010 10:05 PM
Only half a day today...Took grandmother to another doctors appointment.

Breakfast...Ramen noodles

Lunch...Picked up a hot meal from the Polish Market for me and Granny.

Dinner...Sirloin tips at Ponderosa!
3/4/2010 1:00 AM
Stopped at Dunkin Donuts on the way to work. Got a large Dunkachino (kind of like a kids cereal in a cup) and tried one of their flatbread sandwices. Cheese and some kind of meat. Not horrible but would only eat again in a pinch

Tried the mac wrap at McDonald's on 17 and Van dyke. Oddly good. You can get a large sweet tea for $1. And of course a large fry rounded off the meal. Still hands down best fries in America.

Side note: Worst fries in America...5 guys Burgers.

Not sure about dinner.

3/4/2010 1:42 PM
Quote: Originally posted by rufusjonz on 3/02/2010you could write the sequel to Confederacy of Dunces

How did that comparison never occur to me before?
3/4/2010 1:49 PM
You probably like the novel, but hate me!
3/4/2010 2:03 PM
Braised chicken with garlic mashed potatos. The Chicken was a little tough.
3/6/2010 9:06 PM
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