Cresten and Swamphawk’s Shtickless Thread Topic

rufusjonz
Posts: 7 (0)
Hall of Famer
103 1 3 27 33 22 9
Prospect
maybe a road movie with Cresten and Swamp trapped in a minivan or station wagon, going around the country, staying at crappy motels
3/2/2010 1:21 PM
swamphawk22
Posts: 13021 (0)
Hall of Famer
9 4 8 3 84 113 36
Prospect
Quote: Originally Posted By rufusjonz on 3/02/2010you could write the sequel to Confederacy of Dunce
That seems a little to high an acheivement for me.

Maybe a TV show set in SE Michigan about single males who play D&D
3/2/2010 3:21 PM
swamphawk22
Posts: 13021 (0)
Hall of Famer
9 4 8 3 84 113 36
Prospect
Quote: Originally Posted By rufusjonz on 3/02/2010maybe a road movie with Cresten and Swamp trapped in a minivan or station wagon, going around the country, staying at crappy motel
And eating at crappy restaurants. Dont lose the theme.
3/2/2010 3:21 PM
r0b0t
Posts: 3048 (0)
Hall of Famer
8 3 5 2 35 133
Prospect
Call it Route 400. It'll be a road movie of swamphawk trying out different places to eat and trying to get to 400 lbs.
3/2/2010 3:28 PM
rufusjonz
Posts: 7 (0)
Hall of Famer
103 1 3 27 33 22 9
Prospect
Cresten is the grumpy old man and Swamp is the genial big guy. Just think of the adventures they will get into.
3/2/2010 8:26 PM
swamphawk22
Posts: 13021 (0)
Hall of Famer
9 4 8 3 84 113 36
Prospect
And the whole time we are being pursued by a man with 1 testicle!
3/2/2010 8:41 PM
rlahann
Posts: 1071 (0)
Hall of Famer
66 3 24 169 155
Prospect
Awesome.
3/3/2010 8:00 AM
jwelsh1023
Posts: 2831 (0)
Hall of Famer
4 10 121 7 73
Prospect
I think we have our sitcom winner.
3/3/2010 9:22 AM
swamphawk22
Posts: 13021 (0)
Hall of Famer
9 4 8 3 84 113 36
Prospect
In the first episode we pick up a divroced 45yo Born Again woman and we hit all the Church pancake breakfasts in town.
3/3/2010 4:17 PM
rufusjonz
Posts: 7 (0)
Hall of Famer
103 1 3 27 33 22 9
Prospect
i would watch that

i imagine cresten drinking from a paper bag the whole time
3/3/2010 10:05 PM
swamphawk22
Posts: 13021 (0)
Hall of Famer
9 4 8 3 84 113 36
Prospect
Only half a day today...Took grandmother to another doctors appointment.

Breakfast...Ramen noodles

Lunch...Picked up a hot meal from the Polish Market for me and Granny.

Dinner...Sirloin tips at Ponderosa!
3/4/2010 1:00 AM
swamphawk22
Posts: 13021 (0)
Hall of Famer
9 4 8 3 84 113 36
Prospect
Stopped at Dunkin Donuts on the way to work. Got a large Dunkachino (kind of like a kids cereal in a cup) and tried one of their flatbread sandwices. Cheese and some kind of meat. Not horrible but would only eat again in a pinch

Tried the mac wrap at McDonald's on 17 and Van dyke. Oddly good. You can get a large sweet tea for $1. And of course a large fry rounded off the meal. Still hands down best fries in America.

Side note: Worst fries in America...5 guys Burgers.

Not sure about dinner.

3/4/2010 1:42 PM
antonsirius
Posts: 2567 (0)
Hall of Famer
167 135 9 20
Prospect
Quote: Originally posted by rufusjonz on 3/02/2010you could write the sequel to Confederacy of Dunces

How did that comparison never occur to me before?
3/4/2010 1:49 PM
swamphawk22
Posts: 13021 (0)
Hall of Famer
9 4 8 3 84 113 36
Prospect
You probably like the novel, but hate me!
3/4/2010 2:03 PM
swamphawk22
Posts: 13021 (0)
Hall of Famer
9 4 8 3 84 113 36
Prospect
Braised chicken with garlic mashed potatos. The Chicken was a little tough.
3/6/2010 9:06 PM
◂ Prev 1...16|17|18|19|20...47 Next ▸
Cresten and Swamphawk’s Shtickless Thread Topic
△Top△Bottom

Search Criteria

Terms of Use Customer Support Privacy Statement

© 1999-2025 WhatIfSports.com, Inc. All rights reserved. WhatIfSports is a trademark of WhatIfSports.com, Inc. SimLeague, SimMatchup and iSimNow are trademarks or registered trademarks of Electronic Arts, Inc. Used under license. The names of actual companies and products mentioned herein may be the trademarks of their respective owners.