ASK THE MIKET23 THREAD, PT. 6 Topic

MikeT23
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Maybe she wants to do the nasty.   Or maybe she's got a date and wants to make sure you don't catch her doing the nasty.   I'd go with "I'm having some funky monkey sex.  Hope you're around to join me."
6/22/2010 7:32 PM
eeyore1959
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My girlfriend and my wife both texted me on if I have plans at lunch!  Who should I go with?  The girlfriend has said she wants to smell like whoopie at work after lunch....
6/22/2010 8:41 PM
MikeT23
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If you have to ask, I'm not sure I can give you advice.

6/22/2010 9:38 PM
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are we expected to believe that there are two women who would consider being intimate with eeyore?
6/23/2010 2:24 AM
eeyore1959
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Are we expected to believe that wylie knows what intimate means?
6/23/2010 5:16 AM
MikeT23
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It's simtimate.

I'm almost certain he does not.
6/23/2010 7:35 AM
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Posted by MikeT23 on 6/22/2010 8:59:00 AM (view original):
A Canadian.

Skidmarked, I think.  Sounds better than brownedout.

Probably the bathroom.

You'll take the answers I give you and like them.  As I said, math classes weren't necessary for a woodworking degree.  Now you could take that as I never completed the third grade.  Or you could take that as I don't find you interesting enough to keep this back and forth going.  Either way, that's the response you get.   Accept it.  I joined you in beating the horse today.   I won't do it tomorrow.   You couldn't have convinced me that I'd get anywhere near 50 posts today or any day for that matter.

If you use a bong, mesquite.   Papers, go with hickory.

Redlines no longer exist.  You can only call them "history".   Canucks should be called "dumb".  Bigger words confuse them.
Why is it that yesterday I couldn't convince you that you wouldn't "get anywhere near 50 posts today or any day for that matter" and here we are a day later and you're at 67 posts for the day?
6/23/2010 9:02 AM
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Morning Mike.......

#1. How is your day going?

#2.  I thought the forum was really on a roll as I would much rather read about "doing the nasty" and "Funky Monkey Sex" and should I "bang my wife or my girlfriend" as opposed to crap stains and brown outs...wouldn't you agree?
6/23/2010 9:13 AM
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It appears that you are intent on continuing a 2 day old discussion that does not interest me.   Still doesn't interest me.   However, I don't think the daily posts calculate properly.   Or, at the very least, WifS' "day" is different than the rest of the world.   I probably have about 10-12 posts this morning(I turned off the computer around 9:40 last night)   If I can avoid the ******* match you seem to be very interested in dragging me into, I'll probably finish with about 30.

Fairly well.   Busy morning.

Yes, I prefer "nail your girlfriend" posts to "Why are my undies brown in the back?" posts.
6/23/2010 9:25 AM (edited)
deathinahole
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My wife and girlfriend want me at lunch, but I have skidmarks and no spare pair of gotchies. What should I do?
6/23/2010 10:03 AM
MikeT23
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If we're willing to suspend reality long enough to pretend that you have a wife or a girlfrienc, I'd suggest Commando.  
6/23/2010 10:12 AM
deathinahole
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If the Americans lose or tie in the World Cup today, I've flushed $10 down the crapper in my office pool. Why, when your country is usually running roughshod over the rest of the world in everything else, are you deciding to screw the pooch now?
6/23/2010 10:48 AM
MikeT23
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American athletes don't play soccer.  They play football, basketball or baseball because they can make big $$$ doing that.   Soccer is for the guys who aren't fast enough, bigger enough or lack the hand/eye co-ordination for the other sports.    So, until you can make big money playing soccer in America, we won't run roughshod over the rest of the world in soccer.

6/23/2010 10:52 AM
deathinahole
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It's f'n Algeria. Can't your clumsy even beat them?
6/23/2010 10:58 AM
MikeT23
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I'm beginning to think they can't.
6/23/2010 11:10 AM
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