Accidentally? Sounds like you planned it to me.

Why do they called hemorrhoids "hemorrhoids"? Shouldn't they be "assteroids"?

If PRO is the opposite of CON, what is the opposite of PROGRESS?

Why are carrots more orange than oranges?

Do you know any women who complain of himorroids?

Congress. Duh.

Who are you to determine what's more orange? Are you a chick wearing fuscia? STFU, colorboy.

That is not a question, dumbass. I'd redline you if this was my thread.

Why is the sky blue?

What will bed the winning Lotto numbers?

So UNC Tarheel fans can say God is on their side.

4 17 32 37 39 51

CONGRATS ON ANOTHER WS TITLE, MIKEY!!!!!!!!!!!

That is not a question. Redline yourself. And thanks.

If you go to bed while wearing socks, will you have nightmares?

Quote: Originally Posted By bfkfraser on 11/12/2009
Why is the sky blue?

Because our atmosphere allows long wavelengths (red, orange) of light to pass through, while blue is of a shorter wavelength and gets absorbed and scattered making it visible.

No, you will not have nightmares or sex if you wear socks to bed.

I would not send a ticket. I'd redline 'tardcomm instead.

You're driving a bus with thirty-two people on it. At the first stop, three people get on and seven people get off. At the second stop, four people get on and nobody gets off. At the third stop one person gets on and five people get off. At the fourth stop, two people get on and eight people get off. At the fifth stop, six people get on and one person gets off.

What's the bus driver's name?