Ask Swamphawk Anything! Topic

Quote: Originally Posted By jimmystick on 12/02/2009Ok well there hasn't been any interesting threads in the forum for at least a week and quite possibly much longer, so I'm going to play along just out of boredom.

And since I'm a big fan of the game/book "Would you rather..." I have a few of my own creations for you.

Would you rather have a third arm OR a third eyeball on the back of your head?

Would you rather be young, good looking, and be able to pork any girl you want OR be young, incredibly ugly and deformed, but have a $20 million bank account?

Would you rather drink a shot glass full of blood from a woman's period OR a shot glass full of your own semen
1 Eyeball. I dont know what exactly a third arm would do. Maybe when you are taking off your oil filter.

2 I can get a job, but I cant always get laid.

3 My semen is harmless, blood can carry diseases.
12/2/2009 2:24 PM
Quote: Originally Posted By strikeout26 on 12/02/2009doesn't the ugly, deformed guy with a $20M bank account get to pork any girl he wants anyway?
Not really. Although he could get anyone Donald Trump has married.
12/2/2009 2:25 PM
Rush Limbaugh or Al Gore?
12/2/2009 3:25 PM
Quote: Originally Posted By rigbystarr on 12/02/2009Rush Limbaugh or Al Gore
As a Conservative I would have to go for Rush.

It is intersting that you would compare these two men, as both seem a little nuts. Rush is so far over the top he can see the bottom reflecting off his forhead. Gore is so completly wack job that people are confusing him with Shatner!
12/2/2009 3:34 PM
Quote: Originally Posted By rigbystarr on 12/02/2009Rush Limbaugh or Al Gore
aren't they both idiots in their own way?
12/2/2009 3:35 PM
Quote: Originally Posted By davidbutler9 on 12/02/2009
Quote: Originally Posted By rigbystarr on 12/02/2009
Rush Limbaugh or Al Gore?
aren't they both idiots in their own way
No. I consider Al Gore to be one of the top 20 inteligent men in American Politics today. Remember, inteligence, not wisdom.

I consider Rush to be one of the greatest personalities in America Today. He not only talks about the topic, he puts on a show. Idiots dont create their own multi-million dollar empires.

In their own ways they can be crazy, goofy, off the wall, over the top, stone cold nuts, lunatics and even a little dangerous. Just never idiots.
12/2/2009 3:45 PM
Is swamphawk22 as boring and self absorbed at parties as he is in the forums?
12/2/2009 5:28 PM
Who would invite me to partys if I acted like I do on the internet in person.

12/2/2009 5:56 PM
very true, have you ever met a woman that you didn't need to blow up with air that would talk to you?
12/2/2009 6:01 PM
Quote: Originally Posted By grissom97 on 12/02/2009very true, have you ever met a woman that you didn't need to blow up with air that would talk to you?
Actually women find me fairly charming.

Why...do you know someone who wanted to go out with me?
12/2/2009 6:41 PM
Probably not, fairly charming guys are the male equivalent of women with good personalities
12/2/2009 6:52 PM
Who best exemplifies the "silent majority?"
12/2/2009 6:52 PM
Redheads or Blondes?
12/2/2009 8:25 PM
How many seats in Congress will the GOP gain in the 2010 elections?
12/2/2009 9:23 PM
Quote: Originally Posted By leppykahn on 12/02/2009
Who best exemplifies the "silent majority?"
That is like asking who would be a best secret admirer. You do not see them.

Everytime the City of Warren (My Home) decides to do anything I know a handful of people will be at the next Coucil meeting. Depending on the issue certain ones will be there. No Silent Majority there.

When I have talked to these people they always expressed a following that tells them to fight these battles. Their friends and neighbors who tell them problems and hope that they will take up the cause.

I had always wondered about the truth to these stories. Then one day I posted in the GD forum. I forgot what I complained about first. There was a group of people who snapped my head off. They told my why I was an idiot for bringing it up. I disagreed and stood my ground. Then something amazing happened. People sitemailed me supporting me. They said they didnt want to fight this battle, but they believed in what I said. I was encouraged and not only was I fighting my battles, but people suggested things and if I liked their ideas I fought those battles too (Carryover Reform was all me).

These people asked not to be identified, as they didnt want to be part of the battle. They either didnt have the time or the patience to deal with the people attacking me. I dubbed them the Top Coach Mafia. The term wasnt 100% accurate, I am not really sure what it means, but I now had a label for my enemy. The rest is WIS History.

So when you ask for who is the silent majority. It is the single Mother who wants to make the world a better place for her children but needs the help of a hired gun, it is the soldier in WWII who dubbed a goofy drawing "Kilroy" to let people know that we were there, it is the unemployed factory worker who cannot take the time to complain about an abandoned car with wild animals in it because he is fighting to provide for his family, it is the everyman, the no one, the John Doe.

The silent majority is the army of 1 to 1 million that needs a voice in the night!
12/2/2009 10:35 PM
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