With the first pick in the franchise draft of the 28th leg of the legendary Rule V baseball league, we select the Bombers, the Bronx Zoo, the Pinheads in Pinstripes, Team B!tch T!ts, the Evil Empire, a.k.a. the My-God-What-the-Farg-Are-We-Doing New York Yankees. And may God have mercy on our soul.
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