BOOOOORING!  JESUS SAVE ME!

20 minutes in. 

BOSS!  DA PLANE! DA PLANE!

Please GOD!  Show me the nearest shower rod!  

I WANT TO HANG MYSELF!

I can't watch this anymore.  At least it's fun from time to time watching the spittle run down CHRIS MATTHEWS chin.

I need a break.  

It's 7:24.  Longest single sitting for this whore network.

It's 7:41.

Apparently the Republicans are responsible for everything.

IF we could just get rid of them, everything would be bubbles and puppies.

I'm taking another break.

OK.  

I'm looking.

Now it's about AIDES.

Fine.

I'm still waiting for a story about the border or the IRS.

Not gonna happen.

I NEVER thought I would say this. I miss Chris.

Thank GOD this horror is over. 

It's gotta get better. Right?

Now it's ALL IN WITH CHRIS HAYES.

I know where Waldo is.

Waldo is interviewing an upspeak girl from the NEW REPUBLIC.

10 minutes of nothing but they do care about DA PLANE.

I can't comment on blah blah.

Ten minutes of Waldo interviewing a real person and I can't recall one word they said.  Blah Blah.

It's about 8:30 and I don't think I'll make it.

War in Gaza.  One Israeli killed and uncounted Palestinians murdered.  

There are other channels, you know.

Waldo sites UN numbers and stories in Israeli massacre of innocent terrorists. 

Israeli spokesman points to Hamas hiding behind civilians.

Waldo questions if Israel has the authority  to defend itself.

Spokes guy spanks him.

Waldo cries. 

Posted by tecwrg on 7/18/2014 8:39:00 PM (view original):
There are other channels, you know.

True my friend.

I'm doing a one time one night critique on MSNBC.

There are other news outlets.

I'm ridiculing this one. 

It's crazy RACHEL MADDOW SHOW time!

She sounds like a Republican tonight.

Showing Samatha Powers and Obama clips.

Not friendly to Russia. 

Will it last?

It gets more difficult every minute.

My wife has been bugging me every 10 minutes for the last hour wondering why I'm on the computer.

I can't tell her I'm making the case for an internet argument.

I'm getting dizzy.

Why does Maddow repeat her words in a stutter effect?   Why the flailing hands and the jerky head?  She crazy train.

I can't even understand what she's saying anymore.  

How about wearing a dress once in a moon.

She wants to declare war on Russia?

Tell her we removed our missile shield in Europe and degraded our military under OBAMA.  

Tell her in our current state and under this President…we can't do ****.

Obama is beyond getting old.

Six years of Obama is 16 years of Carter. 

Enough already. 

I'm switching back to FOX.

WHO CARES?

 

Live + Same Day Cable News Daily Ratings for Thursday, July 31, 2014

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CNN		414	117	210
MSNBC		332	68	132
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CNN		650	156	326
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CNN
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Apparently…………Nobody.

Posted by DougOut on 7/18/2014 6:30:00 PM (view original):
Now they show Bush playing golf after 911.  That's to cover for Obama playing golf now.  Fact is Bush quit golf after 911 for the rest of his presidency.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/05/16/bush-lied-about-giving-up_n_102138.html


Fact eh?