After Italyprof was forcibly removed from office after just four months, I, Pinotfan, was asked to step in to fix what was left undone and repair the damage our resident socialist imposed on our favorite pastime. Some of these are affirmations of IP’s changes, just to stress their importance.
My tenure will be brief, I promise you …
INSTANT REPLAY. Just a few tweaks will make this workable.
1. You can appeal anything except balls and strikes. I’ve never understood the ‘you can appeal A, but not B; C can be appealed until Inning X, blah blah blah.” If it happens on the field of play, you can appeal it.
2. You have five seconds from the end of play to make your appeal. No going to the dugout, watching your replays, and then making your decision. Keep the flow of the game going.
3. Include the umpire who made the call in the decision.
4. The appeal shall take no more than thirty seconds after the review begins. If the standard is that the evidence has to be overwhelming to overturn, you don’t need five minutes to decide. If it takes that long, the evidence is obviously not compelling
SALARY CAP. Gone. If I’m a player and someone wants to pay me $12 mil a year, I shouldn’t have to accept $8-9 mil just because there has been an arbitrary decision to cap or define salaries. Let me earn what someone is willing to pay me. If you look at the teams involved, as opposed to making a surface judgement, you’ll see that teams with good front offices can be and are successful regardless of payroll. Talent in the front office is much more important than money.
OWNERSHIP. Hand in hand with the above is restoring private ownership of teams, which IP abolished. Anything that keeps the players from earning the most they can should be opposed! Also, all those funding/ownership/charity/etc. provisions of IP are repealed. MLB, teams, and players already contribute hundreds of millions of dollars to communities and charities, and tax revenues generate hundreds of millions more for local and state governments.
SEPTEMBER ROSTER EXPANSION. Two players only. It's ludicrous to see a cellar-dweller field a team of prospects against a contender, while another two teams fighting for a playoff spot face off against each other.
INTERNATIONAL PLAYERS. Repeal IP’s limits. I want to see the best players, not just the best Americans. Baseball is at its most popular level ever (based on attendance and revenues; how else would you measure?). The presence of foreign players obviously has not deterred baseball’s growth; actually, it should be encouraged to ensure the best product is on the field.
GAME TIME. While not overly concerned with game time (except when NYY and BOS play – four hour minimum? Seriously?) I believe some tweaking can keep the pace tight. No stepping out of the box. Reduce the time between pitches. And make the umpires enforce these rules.
BODY ARMOR. Abolish it. If you have a legitimate injury, yes; however, wearing an elbow pad because you want to lean in is ridiculous. If you want to wear any sort of protective gear in the batter’s box (other than a cup, of course!), you will need medical clearance from MLB.
INTERLEAGUE PLAY. No.
DESIGNATED HITTER. No.
ARTIFICIAL TURF. No. If you want to play in a permanent dome, find a way to do it on grass. Arizona did.
ALL STAR GAME. The All-Star Game is just that and no more; it no longer determines home field advantage in the World Series.
"GOD BLESS AMERICA". Stop it! No more playing "God Bless America" during the 7th Inning Stretch: one song and one song only gets played then. And if you absolutely, positively, have to play it, STOP TAKING OFF YOUR HATS! It's not our national anthem, and taking off your hat during GBA diminishes our respect for "The Star-Spangled Banner". Do you take off your cap for "Our Country 'tis Of Thee"? "America the Beautiful"? "The Battle Hymn of the Republic"? Then why "God Bless America"?
REVENUE SHARING. Gone. Yes, there are ‘big market’ and ‘small market’ teams, but let’s be real: we’re not talking corner bakeries here. We’re talking an exclusive club for billionaires, a thirty person play-date where the toys are teams. Take the least profitable team and put it up for sale, and there will be multiple interested parties; tell them there is no revenue sharing, and that list of potential owners will not shrink by a single person.
So what about competitive balance? Look at the last ten World Series: you see the Yankees once, the BoSox twice, out of 20 teams. On the other hand, you have SF (thrice), KC, SL (thrice), Det, Hou – not exactly a list of profligate spenders. And again, we’re talking toys for billionaires here, not a mom-and-pop that’s trying to compete against the big, bad, corporate giant.
SCHEDULING. A couple changes here.
1. Opening Day: the Saturday closest to April 1st, for everyone.
2. Institute the Sunday double-header – and not the day-night version. One ticket, two games. Teams will be allowed to set aside no more than 20% of non-season ticket holder seats – evenly distributed among seating types – for single game purchases, because not all fans have time for a Sunday double-header but would still like to catch one game.
3. These changes will move the end of the regular season to the middle of September, with a Sunday double-header of course. Playoffs start Tuesday.
4. Playoff games on Saturdays and Sundays will be day games.
5. “Getaway Day” games during the season will be day games. This applies only if there is a game the next day for the travelling team: if not, the game may be a night game at the home team’s discretion. While I want to encourage day games, there is revenue to consider. Teams make more money at the gate for night games, and also get more television revenue from them. More revenue, more money available for player salaries.
NON-WAIVER TRADE DEADLINE. June 30th; make it matter. We’re seeing dominant pitchers change teams, and their projected impact is two games. Give them 5-6 more starts by moving the deadline, and watch the prospects fly from contenders to rebuilders.
DEFENSIVE INDIFFERENCE. Gone; a steal is a steal.
STEROID ERA. The records of those during the so-called “Steroid Era” are accepted into the annals of baseball. It remains up to the Baseball Writers Association to determine whether those achievements should factor into inclusion in the Hall of Fame. This is an important distinction. MLB is the arbiter of what happens on the field, and to somehow deny that people took the field on steroids is as ridiculous as Roger Maris’s Asterisk. However, whether or not a player receives lasting recognition for allegedly tainted achievements is another matter.
PETE ROSE. After examining the files, if I find that Pete Rose bet on his own team – as either a player or a manager – the lifetime ban remains. If not, his ban will be lifted. Inclusion in the Hall of Fame, as above, is in the hands of the Baseball Writers Association for the same reasons.
EXPANSION. Plan A. Phase in ten international teams in the following cities. Some cities/countries (I’m looking at you, Havana) will need to do a little more work than others to qualify. I assigned AL and NL for balance: the AL and NL each have two Canadian teams, and each has a Mexican team. The rest of the Caribbean is up for debate, although I think we all want to see Miami play Havana.
Mexico City, Mexico (AL)
Guadalajara, Mexico (NL)
Montreal, Canada (NL)
Calgary, Canada (NL)
Edmonton, Canada (AL)
Tegucigalpa, Honduras (AL)
Havana, Cuba (NL)
Managua, Nicaragua (AL)
Guatemala City, Guatemala (NL)
Santo Domingo, Dominican Republic (AL)
Here’s a whack at realignment:
AL East NL East
Baltimore Montreal*
Boston NY Mets
Detroit Philadelphia
NY Yankees Pittsburgh
Toronto Washington
AL North NL North
Chicago White Sox Calgary*
Cleveland Chicago Cubs
Edmonton* Cincinnati
Kansas City Milwaukee
Minnesota St. Louis
AL South NL South
Houston Atlanta
Santo Domingo* Guatemala City*
Tampa Havana*
Tegucigalpa* Miami
Texas Colorado
AL West NL West
Los Angeles Angels San Diego
Managua* Arizona
Mexico City* Guadalajara*
Oakland Los Angeles Dodgers
Seattle San Francisco
Plan B. In this plan, expansion is more limited geographically with an emphasis on Mexico. The cities are the same as above deleting Managua, Tegucigalpa, and Guatemala City, and replacing them with Tijuana, Puebla, and Leon. I’d still like to see MLB in Cuba and the Dominican Republic.
AL East NL East
Baltimore Montreal*
Boston NY Mets
Detroit Philadelphia
NY Yankees Pittsburgh
Toronto Washington
AL North NL North
Chicago White Sox Calgary*
Cleveland Chicago Cubs
Edmonton* Cincinnati
Kansas City Milwaukee
Minnesota St. Louis
AL South NL South
Houston Atlanta
Santo Domingo* Guadalajara*
Tampa Havana*
Leon* Miami
Texas Colorado
AL West NL West
Los Angeles Angels San Diego
Puebla* Arizona
Mexico City* Tijuana*
Oakland Los Angeles Dodgers
Seattle San Francisco
ALIGNMENT/PLAYOFFS. Forty teams, twenty each AL and NL, four five-team divisions. Win and in, no wild card. Playoff matchups are intraleague: AL meets NL in the World Series only.
1. First round, best of five: Tuesday-Wednesday at higher seed, Friday-Saturday at lower seed, Sunday at higher seed.
2. League Championship, best of seven: Tuesday-Wednesday at higher seed, Friday-Saturday-Sunday at lower seed, Tuesday-Wednesday at higher seed.
3. World Series, best of seven: Saturday-Sunday at higher seed; Tuesday-Wednesday-Thursday at lower seed; Saturday-Sunday at higher seed.
The World Series is over by the second week of October. Voila!
OTHER ITALYPROF TWEAKS. Repeal the following:
1. WALK-UP MUSIC. I’m not crazy about it myself, but it’s harmless. Restore it.
2. COMMISSIONER. The current Commissioner status and selection process is reinstated and, as much as I love Baseball, the Commissioner is not a Cabinet-level position. I don’t want the baseball commissioner having a seat at the table, for example, when the commitment of ground troops is being debated.
3. APPEARANCE LIMITS. Abolish IP’s limits/requirements for pitchers. I have never understood the rationale that LIMITING options (starters must pitch seven innings, relievers have to face a minimum number of batters or not pitch for five games, etc.) somehow INCREASES strategy. Limiting options – BY DEFINITION! – limits strategy! Also, at 16.5 pitches per inning, it takes 115 pitches to complete seven innings. Not everyone is capable of throwing 115 pitches every fifth day, so by instituting that limit you’re telling a lot of people sorry, but you can’t be a major league starting pitcher. And what if I want to go to a four-man rotation? 115 pitches minimum every four days? Sounds like you’re limiting my strategic options!
It’s a start …