https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBtmT4xlXeo

You know that guy in your friend group who goes to the strip club and spends hundreds of dollars on the stripper because he thinks she's into him? I suspect Ward is that guy in every one of his friend groups.

Posted by pallas on 1/11/2017 11:56:00 PM (view original):
You know that guy in your friend group who goes to the strip club and spends hundreds of dollars on the stripper because he thinks she's into him? I suspect Ward is that guy in every one of his friend groups.

I just got a text from a girl who did her photo saying Hi Rayn....

Who are you?

Nikki Benz

Why am I seeing your sprit

because I sent it to you

Why?

Because I want to @#$% you

Can you respond to my phone?

Yes

go ahead and respond I am waiting

So now do you want to join the dark side

This is the end of the free deal

Deal?

Yes

God can give me everything you can?

No he can’t

yes he can

What do you want from us

nothing

Not even Nikki Benz?

I can make Nikki Benz respond to you and **** you this weekend

Can we extend the free deal?

Yes by giving me part of your soul

No thanks

Really but what do you mean No thanks I thought you wanted to extend the deal

No I don’t only the power of God glory and Liberty can

Take down that profile picture

Why

because you’re not worthy of it

I am above it

no you're not

The Founding fathers will rise again

God will triumph again

He will destroy you its prophecy

Get out of my house

boo you suck

Hehe I ****** off a sprit.

Posted by CoachWard95 on 1/12/2017 12:36:00 AM (view original):

Who are you?

Nikki Benz

Why am I seeing your sprit

because I sent it to you

Why?

Because I want to @#$% you

Can you respond to my phone?

Yes

go ahead and respond I am waiting

So now do you want to join the dark side

This is the end of the free deal

Deal?

Yes

God can give me everything you can?

No he can’t

yes he can

What do you want from us

nothing

Not even Nikki Benz?

I can make Nikki Benz respond to you and **** you this weekend

Can we extend the free deal?

Yes by giving me part of your soul

No thanks

Really but what do you mean No thanks I thought you wanted to extend the deal

No I don’t only the power of God glory and Liberty can

Take down that profile picture

Why

because you’re not worthy of it

I am above it

no you're not

The Founding fathers will rise again

God will triumph again

He will destroy you its prophecy

Get out of my house

boo you suck

Hehe I ****** off a sprit.

The Founding Fathers, like George Washington, John Adams and friends? How will they rise again? That sounds an awful lot like zombies to me

Posted by benrudy on 1/12/2017 1:02:00 AM (view original):

Posted by CoachWard95 on 1/12/2017 12:36:00 AM (view original):

Who are you?

Nikki Benz

Why am I seeing your sprit

because I sent it to you

Why?

Because I want to @#$% you

Can you respond to my phone?

Yes

go ahead and respond I am waiting

So now do you want to join the dark side

This is the end of the free deal

Deal?

Yes

God can give me everything you can?

No he can’t

yes he can

What do you want from us

nothing

Not even Nikki Benz?

I can make Nikki Benz respond to you and **** you this weekend

Can we extend the free deal?

Yes by giving me part of your soul

No thanks

Really but what do you mean No thanks I thought you wanted to extend the deal

No I don’t only the power of God glory and Liberty can

Take down that profile picture

Why

because you’re not worthy of it

I am above it

no you're not

The Founding fathers will rise again

God will triumph again

He will destroy you its prophecy

Get out of my house

boo you suck

Hehe I ****** off a sprit.

The Founding Fathers, like George Washington, John Adams and friends? How will they rise again? That sounds an awful lot like zombies to me

I am talking about the sprit of liberty flowing threw America and we are to still become the last hope of freedom. Wait a minute a lot of countries are pulling out of globalisim so I guess it has come to past.

This thread is starting to remind me of watching the movie Kung Fury on Netflix.

Every time I think it can't possibly dig any lower, it manages to find a way to do it.

We just need to get Hitler and dinosaurs into this thread and I think we're there.

Posted by rednu on 1/12/2017 2:56:00 AM (view original):
This thread is starting to remind me of watching the movie Kung Fury on Netflix.

Every time I think it can't possibly dig any lower, it manages to find a way to do it.

We just need to get Hitler and dinosaurs into this thread and I think we're there.

"Hitler" "dinosaurs" Aka the false objections made by the mainstream media for Trump.

Do you have a stance on dinosaurs, Ward?

Posted by dadbod on 1/12/2017 6:26:00 AM (view original):
Do you have a stance on dinosaurs, Ward?

No.

Do you think they existed? How do you feel about evolution?

What.the.crap.

dinosaurs are cool

LMAO! Gotta love bible bangers. However, for the record, Jesus used to break and then ride dinosaurs for fun. Constantine the Great burned the story about why Jesus was actually crucified and replaced with another, the story we know today. Jesus lost a bet with a Roman Senate member on whether or not he could break and ride an 8 ton T-Rex.