Don the Con bought a yuuuuuuge portrait of himself with this con.

What happened?

HEY! We might have fired the wrong protected whistleblower. But we'll never tell.

I promise you will see the whistleblower testify.

There is NO WAY the whistleblower can testify. We can't say why because everything here is secret.

NOT THAT WHISTLEBLOWER ADAM SCHIFF! We are talking about another one.

SCREW YOU ABC. WE FIRED THE WHISTLEBLOWERS FIRST. You don't get to scoop us.

OH YEAH! Well we just fired the whistleblower we hired from ABC a week ago because they asked us to and FAKE NEWS PROPAGANDA COMMUNIST ANTI-AMERICAN ANTI-CAPITALIST TOTALITARIAN MURDERER PIGS LIKE US HAVE TO STICK TOGETHER UNTIL WE OVERTURN THE ELECTION AND DISARM THE PEOPLE AND CONTROL the people like China and Russia and what we were taught in college. I want my money back.

This is getting messy. We need names to clean this up.

The door got opened and the cat got out again this morning.

dumb cat

HOW MANY WHISTLEBLOWERS ARE THERE? LET'S COUNT!

ABC
Kinda like NBC
CBS
ABC
123
Fake News easy
123